oh i so wanna say this one:

Cinderella to her mice friends, "What the hell is Cinderelli? It's bad as is, do you have to make it worse! And by the way, you are supposed to be my friends, shouldn't you be calling me Ella?"

Merida "I want to get married"

Jasmine- I think I am DEFINITELY a prize to be won and that any man that wants me can have me.

Gaston- I just love books, I spend most of my time in the library and especially love fantasy romance novels.

Ariel "I wanna go back to living under the sea. It was more fun there."

Beast- I'll burn down this castle.
Belle- Good idea, let's start with the library!

(With apologies to Ponyo)

Ariel: Humans are disgusting!

Belle- omg reading is for nerds! Lol, I have no time for this, I'm spending the day with my bae gaston

Anna: Well, actually Elsa, I don't need your permission to marry. I'm of an age, you're the heir to our home, and forming a political alliance with the Southern Isles would be a savvy move on your part. You ignored me all these years I tried reaching out to you and now I'm taking a hike. You had your chance! You snooze you lose!

Ariel: Why would anyone care about the human world? The ocean is an incredibly vast place to be explored in and we are constantly discovering new plant and animal species. No, I'm pretty happy here studying my aquatic culture and don't really have time to date or settle down right now.

Mulan: Forget my parents. I do what I want! My dad can go save his own butt after he yelled at me.

Aurora: Hot prince? Riches? New castle? Politics? HECK YEAH. I hated nature anyway.

Rapunzel: I was hoping to just spend my birthday catching up on some books with Pascal and have a nice cake? I'm kind of an indoor person. I don't really like the outside, or cities, or adventures.

Cinderella: My stepfamily can (censored censored censored)

Pocahontas "Ewww...I hate living here...Just talking animals and plants all day and no revolution. You guys don't even know how to use your own native resources. I'd rather be British and clad myself in better clothes and speak better language! So yea, I'm off with John"