Horrible picture,I know
This would have been up sooner but my mum shut down the computer so everything got deleted and I have to write it all down again.Argh!Do tu know how annoying that is?
I'm not mad at belle ;I'm mad at the movie for creating her.She's so brave;she's so kind;she's so noble.And tu know what?That's not my problem with her.My problem is that the movie never shuts up about this.Every segundo he's on screen I can tell the movie is trying to make the ultimate role model.We have to like her;we have no other choice.They keep adding as many good traits to her as possible to get the audience to like her.Everyone else in the movie is ignored and dismissed because they have committed the crime if not being Belle.
I never thought I would live to see the día Ariel moved up from last place.That doesn't mean I'm going to cut her any slack.I still don't like how she changed herself and left her family for a man.She got lucky!Eric could've been a jerk.Plus she should have known Ursula was evil.She acts ungrateful to Sebastian for his help and I don't count "I'm sorry daddy I didn't mean to I didn't know as an apology because she did mean to and did know.
Remember when tu were my favorito! a año ago?Well tu can kiss that position goodbye.The reason she's not first anymore is because I can now look past a tragic backstory and cool powers.She has no personality other than her ice powers.The movie gives us no insight on how she's be like without them.I want to know Elsa's true personality.
Merida is rebellious and adventurous.And rebellious and adventurous.AAAAAAAAAAAAND rebellious and adventurous.And rebellious.And adventurous.(Yes,I copied that from Straggy and princesslullaby.Got a problem with that?)soooooooo...yeah.NEXT.
Copy and paste Merida's part with obedient and dreamy.However I want to mover Aurora up and I have no idea why.I know she deserves this place but I want to mover her up.Does that make sense?Probally not.
mulan is the perfect example of a princess I like,but don't feel too compelled by.She wants to please her family por being quiet and obedient and is quiet and obedient but she always messes up.She doesn't try to but it just happens.You feel proud of her when she excels.Brief,I know,but everything is going to be really half-assed from now on.
I amor how determind Tiana is and how she'll never stop to get her restaurant.She gets 2 segundos of sleep and starts working again.Most people dislike her for this but I admire her for it.She is capable of having fun though.It's just that she's so focused on her dream that she forgets to.Her sassiness is a nice touch.
I was originally going to have her 5 and another princess going to be here but I changed my mind after escritura Tiana's part.lol I'm indecisive.To me cenicienta is the strongest princess.She always believes her dreams will come true if she keeps on believing.Although her life is crap she holds her chin up.She is miserable inside but she doesn't let her stepfamily see that because they're trying to make her life horrible and they will know they've won when they see cenicienta in pain.She won't let them have the pleasure of seeing her in misery.And FYI she couldn't run away because she had no comida o supplies to bring and nowhere to go.
tu know how I dicho there was a princess who replaced cenicienta as 5?Well jazmín is the one.By all means I should hate Jasmine.But I can't.I amor how witty and sarcastic she is without being annoying and over-the-top.She's fiesty and hot-headead but in a good way and it flows smoothly with her wittiness.But she's capable of loving and caring for people like a normal human being.I usually despise the I-want-adventure-I'm-strong-I-don't-need-a-man stereotype but I'll make an exception for Jasmine.
When people say Pocahontas is dull I'm like 565656 56565rrt.I just banged my head against the keyboard.She jumps off cliffs,dives off waterfalls,hugs bears,paints with all the colours of the wind and talks to trees.What más do tu want?But despite this she can be mature,serious and calm when she needs to be and her type of playfulness is the best kind-mature playfulness.
This is where I'm OBSESSED with the princesses.Snow may look sweet and innocent on the outside but she's actually an evil dictator who will judge,boss and manipulate tu if tu step a toe out of line.Snow is so sweet she gives tu cavities yet so bossy and manipulative which flows really well with her sweetness.She just kills tu with her kindness.
Anna actually used to be my favourite and it pains me to mover her down.She's just so cute!She's so awkward and clumsy and imperfect tu amor her to bits.She wants to be sophisticated and graceful when she hilariously is not!She also wants to have a fairytale life with a happy ending and everything because of her isolation which is a part of her optimism.It's sweet how she still loves her sister after she shut her out.She's so wild and crazy that tu just want to hug her and never let go.
When people say Rapunzel is unoriginal and mary-sueish I'm like gtfgtbtgvgbbvtgtgbvgtbv.Again,I slammed my head into the keyboard.Rapunzel is just so adorable!She has no idea how to act in the outside world so it's hilarious watching her learn new things.She often acts before thinking and just sort of goes along with what everyone else is doing.She's so wild and crazy and AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.I also amor how she overcomes the insecurity Mother Gothel planted into her and when she realises her life was a lie is one of my favourite scenes in the movie.
Advance at your own risk!What you're about to see is a picture of Rapunzel drawn por no other than me which is so horrible it'll make tu puke.
Don't say I didn't warn you