(once I am ushered in I notice aladdín and jazmín lounging on comfy pillows surrounded por snacks and drinks…I have a sit on the floor and take some comida offered me and begin my interview…very nervously….)
Me : (I clear my throat and apologize and make sure they know this is a fan question…not mine) Jasmine, why are tu a bitch?
(I am sweating as she glares at me and even Raja and aladdín looks little worried…but then her angry look turns into a big grin and a wink)
Jasmine : Because I can get away with it.
(She tosses her head and laughs…but when aladdín starts laughing harder she hushes him and shakes her head no)
Me : Aladdin, Can't tu go one episode o movie without telling a lie?!
(I do believe I just heard a snort from the princess and yep the tiger looks to be laughing too)
Al : I never told a lie!
(Aladdin looks a little upset, but well um…yeah)
Me:Jasmine, since tu mostrar your belly so much why don't tu get a belly ring?
(I think aladdín just perked up…yeah now he is looking at jazmín and shaking his head yes at her….)
Jasmine : Because I already have one in my ... well, tu know.
(I am not sure how to react…she is laughing, but aladdín is exchanging confused looks with the Tiger….I think I will just mover on)
Me:Aladdin, how did tu get Abu?
Al: He used to work for a group of calle performers. It was his job to steal the crowd's money. Then they hired me to help because he wasn't doing as well as they hoped. We got along, and after the gypsy people tried to kill us, he stuck around as my pet/ friend.
(That was so sweet and I start to tell him so and give him a hug, but jazmín shoots me a nasty look and the tiger growls…oh well)
Me:Aladdin, do tu wash Carpet o vacuum clean him/her?
Aladdin : "I tried once, but he backfired and dropped me in an ocean."
(I am not sure what to think, but jazmín is rolling her eyes and shaking her head no…Aladdin looks a little pissed at this, but there is a protective tiger at his feet. so yeah…)
Me:Jasmine, why don't we ever see your servants?
Jasmine : They are afraid of me and stay away from my room because they are scared.
(I start to laugh, thinking she is joking, but I quickly turn it into a cough when I see Aladdin’s headshake and mouthed. she is serious…Dang…)
(Well Genie has just popped in and after a quick conversation with jazmín about being off schedule I am allowed to ask him, Iago, and Jafar their individual questions…I start with Iago first because jazmín looks real poised)
Me : Iago, how did tu end up with Jafar?
Iago : he found me when i was a little bird and he told me i could have everything i want if i helped him to govern the world he also taught me to talk.
(I start tot ell Jafar that was sweet, but I see him and jazmín are glaring at each other and decide to ask the siguiente pregunta quick)
Me : Genie, who is your master before Aladdin?
Genie : Some stinky, oily man named Akem o was luca o maybe Dehghtbytyrvagha...I don't know his name...anyway he smelled like a goat granero and looked like a goat granero and kept wishing oddly enough for things dealing with....cabbages...meh....I have had some weird masters (and once o twice a mistress...they are the WORSE), but AL ...ah AL...He is wonderful!
(He looks Like he wants to add más but jazmín is looking very impatient so I go to Jafar's pregunta quickly)
Me : Jafar, what do tu like most from Jasmine?
Jafar : Well I like two things about jazmín (evil laughter...winking suggestively) but what I want from her is her money and whatever else she would like to give (more evil laughter and nasty leering)
(at this point Genie has to leave quickly with the other two and aladdín is holding jazmín back….unsavory words and very descriptive horrible things are being thrown around…man I really do not know how jazmín comes up with these things…even poor Raja is hiding under a table…once the room is clear and everyone one is settled and I have told jazmín several times she is pretty, we start again)
Me : Jasmine, how do tu stay so skinny?
Jasmine : Oh, tu know! Healthy diet, regular exercises, yada yada yada. If ya wanna get curves like meh, I recommend hula-hooping for 5-10 minutos 3 times, every other día for creating a foundation for your curves. Then start doing some ab work like crunches,pikes, and rowboats. If you're near a gym, GO ON THE ELLIPTICAL! It makes your butt look AMAZING and it helps create más of an hora glass shape. But I guess I was just born with it, too :D
Me : So jazmín have tu thought about having kids?
Jasmine : well mmmm... yes i like kids but is something i have to consult aladdín first ha-ha!
(Aladdin looks confused about the laughter but she just hushes him)
Me : Jasmine, was aladdín the first boy that tu really loved?
Jasmine:Yes! All the others were stuck up, snooty asses that my father chose!
Me : Jasmine, why do tu choose Rajah as your pet, how do tu get him, and how old were you??
Jasmine : He was a birth- día gift from my father, I was about 7 o 8 and he was the best present father ever gave me!! I really wanted an elefante that year, but Rajah is so much better! I have had him since he was a cub and we are always together, he is my only friend...or was till I met Abu, Genie, and Aladdin....now I am not so lonely.
(Rajah starts purring and we have to pause while jazmín talks petting him and talking baby talk…Aladdin sits back and rolls his eyes, but smiles when she looks at him)
Me : Jasmine, do tu really think aladdín will be a good ruler??
Jasmine : If he can learn not to lie unless is absolutely necessary, I'm sure he will be a wonderful ruler!
(Aladdin looks like he wants to leave, but jazmín puts her hand on his leg…and I think I just saw him wince?)
Me : jazmín did tu ever want a sister o brother?
Jasmine : Maybe a little sister but definitely not a brother- they're too pesky! But probably no, because my father would probably amor her más than me.
Me : Rajah, what kind of tiger are you? Arabian tiger o what?
Rajah:Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah!!!
(Jasmine looks confused and seems to be a little miffed that I had the audacity to talk to HER tiger…but then she says…HE dicho HE is an Arabian Tiger!..)
Me : Jasmine, before Aladdin, did tu find one prince that a little bit interested you? (perhaps looks, character...)
Jasmine : "Well, there was one... I forgot his name though. He was very handsome, even más handsome than Al. But he's got a rotten personality so I had to let Rajah chew his culo off."
(she starts laughing hysterically, but Al looks very pissed)
Me : Aladdin, Do tu have any girlfriends before jazmín came in the picture???
Aladdin : Definitely I even got into cama with them a few times.
(he looked smug and laughed for a segundo before her fist hit him in the gut and then she looks at me with a big grin and says I am allowed one last pregunta and then I need to go …NOW…)
Me : Jasmine, amor your big earrings. Where'd tu get it?
Jasmine : I bought it in Morocco, while my dad was doing a state visit there.
(She smiles and says the guards will escort me out…but then she turns her back on me and I hear some very angry whispering between her and Al….Well I leave very quickly)
Well I believe the interview did not go too horribly bad and maybe the siguiente few will have less angry inducing questions…we shall see. Thank tu to all that made this interview possible:
AnimaIuco ,Pink_Love, Samvoorhees,SweetPea2007, 2kn111, MagicPrincess ,chesire, sophy22,LightningRed, BelleAmie ,ppv, MmLuvXx ,dee389, and BKG201.
