I was out hiking in the woods with a few friends of mine, when we all got lost and accidentally división, split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an hora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a falda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are tu lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do tu mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure tu can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that tu like jumping off cliffs. Are tu suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I amor the wind in my hair!
Me: If tu hadn't gotten married, would tu consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I amor my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did tu marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom tu fell in amor with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would tu leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes tu amor someone, but then tu meet someone else and amor them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: tu don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me por the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are tu MAD? There's nothing más powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE tu SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit tu here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are tu ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and tu don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could tu stand the oso, oso de droppings all around? And how tu don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch tu when tu sleep?
Pocahontas: tu watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would tu ever agree if someone called tu a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: por far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an hora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a falda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are tu lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do tu mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure tu can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that tu like jumping off cliffs. Are tu suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I amor the wind in my hair!
Me: If tu hadn't gotten married, would tu consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I amor my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did tu marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom tu fell in amor with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would tu leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes tu amor someone, but then tu meet someone else and amor them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: tu don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me por the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are tu MAD? There's nothing más powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE tu SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit tu here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are tu ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and tu don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could tu stand the oso, oso de droppings all around? And how tu don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch tu when tu sleep?
Pocahontas: tu watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would tu ever agree if someone called tu a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: por far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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Eleventh: Valiente with 145 points
I was...
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Eleventh: Valiente with 145 points
Brave with 145 points
I was...
Princesses in peasant clothes hanging out.
Team 1989?
7th Place
7) Bejewelled Princess Dress
This dress is over-the-top! She is not the type of princess who would appreciate being decorated like a navidad árbol and then find that she cannot walk without feeling the heaviness of weight pulling her down. It doesn't suit her at all.
6) Makeover glittery and patterned dress
This is better than the last one but still over-the top. This time it's the oro patterns on the skirt. There's too many patterns. The corpiño, blusa part is more. subtle with a singular pattern on the side. I like that. But the shiny blue sleeves are distracting. Too shiny. Her headband is...
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This dress is over-the-top! She is not the type of princess who would appreciate being decorated like a navidad árbol and then find that she cannot walk without feeling the heaviness of weight pulling her down. It doesn't suit her at all.
6) Makeover glittery and patterned dress
This is better than the last one but still over-the top. This time it's the oro patterns on the skirt. There's too many patterns. The corpiño, blusa part is more. subtle with a singular pattern on the side. I like that. But the shiny blue sleeves are distracting. Too shiny. Her headband is...
We've come to the big one. I hear Belle called a Mary Sue a lot, más than any other princess aside from maybe Rapunzel.
Unique traits without contacts o hair dye- No. She has brown hair and brown eyes.
An odd name- No. 'Belle' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly comentó on- God yes. The town literally sings an entire song about it (along with how odd she is). It's literally in the título of the movie, along with her name. 1.
Multiple characters falling for her- Yep. Beast and Gaston, plus the whole town calling her beautiful. 1.
Gets into the relationships she wants- No. Her relationship...
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Unique traits without contacts o hair dye- No. She has brown hair and brown eyes.
An odd name- No. 'Belle' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly comentó on- God yes. The town literally sings an entire song about it (along with how odd she is). It's literally in the título of the movie, along with her name. 1.
Multiple characters falling for her- Yep. Beast and Gaston, plus the whole town calling her beautiful. 1.
Gets into the relationships she wants- No. Her relationship...
Her hair reminds me of a golden waterfall. It's really nice to have your hair curled. Also, Aurora's eyes are perfect! violeta color. The rarest eye color. Her lashes are also gorgeous and united. The shape of his payload is oval which is perfect. tu are amazing Aurora.
I find Aurora very beautiful, but I can't say I amor her very much because I find her absolutely boring. She knows nothing but dancing, canto and getting up with a kiss.
