DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A MILEY FAN! I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A FUN SONG TO PARODY, ESPECIALLY SINCE WE BOTH DON'T LIKE MILEY, AND WE WANTED A SONG WE THOUGHT MOST PEOPLE WOULD HAVE HEARD

A Pardoy Of "Can't Be Tamed", from the point of view of Bellatrix. I always thought she had a "Can't be Tamed" Attitude, XD
Big thank tu to PaulInDaHood, for helping me write this.

For those who don't know me, I am insa-ane
Crucio-ing muggles every day
'Cause it's fun doing that
Everyone everywhere screams whenever I come by
'cause they know they're gonna die,
'Cause I kill like that

I crucio people 'till they're dead...

The last week o so I have spent at a *shudder* MUGGLE ski resort. I was accompanied por several accomplices who shall remain nameless, just in case this reportar falls into the wrong hands. (Such as the foolish ministry’s). Upon arriving at the ski resort, the stupid muggle behind the escritorio was no match for our evilness. One Imperio and he upgraded our rooms to suites and handed us the contents of the cash register, which adds an impressive amount to our funds, por the way, Master. (That, AND robbing the gift shop! *See later paragraphs*)

The siguiente morning, we were ready for the fun to begin. Not...

Voldemort first laid eyes on Dolores Umbridge when he was at the ministry one day, impersonating the head of the Auror office. He figured it would be a great opportunity to not only stop them from their nation-wide manhunts for his Death Eaters, he could also Imperius them and hopefully kill a few. His stomach tingled with excitement.

As Cornelius dulce de azúcar, fudge walked by, engrossed in conversation with some lady, Voldemort debated and decided against Imperiusing him to do something stupid in front of everybody. He would have plenty of time to embarrass that idiot Minister when he finally rose to full...

Hullo, my name's Alexia Lyneth. Call me whatever nickname tu wish, I don't mind much. Now, this interview is mandatory, oui? *Rolls eyes* Fine, let's just get this over with. The less time we spend on this, the más time we can spend fighting for the Dark Lord.
As I dicho up top, my name's Alexia. My mother named me that, named after some important person in the ministry, I think? I don't remember, nor do I care.
Anyway, I'm 18, and just ran away from Hogwarts to registrarse the death eaters. But that doesn't matter, it's not like I'm not officially an adult o anything...
Why did I join? Simple, my...

The walls are illuminated por one small candle. Xander lies on his back staring at the ceiling above him. The shadows of both him and his novel crazed companion Josh dance upon the walls. The room is silent for a moment until Xander sighs heavily and turns to his side.

    “What’s wrong, Xan?” Josh questions, only glancing away from his book for a división, split moment.

    “She knows, Josh,” Xander replied pointedly.

Josh groaned in annoyance and practically threw his book aside.

    “Look, tu really need to elaborate on what you...

    The sun bleeds across the horizon. He strokes her back gently as the first glimpse of light becomes present in the sky. When the sun shows its full bloom, she turns to him. Her deep eyes gazing into his own, a smile etched on her face.

Listen to the wind blow
Watch the sun rise…
    
“I amor you, Roddy.”

    He knows it isn’t true, but Bellatrix black was a fantastic actress. Yes, Rodolphus knows it’s not true, the amor is fake. It’s only a lust for power. But does he protest? No. He accepts it. He feels that he must find...

“What’s the matter Potter? Afraid to fight me? tu shouldn’t be since tu do every damn día we see each other!” Snape yelled angrily at his enemy.
    “Oh that’s it Sev!” And with that, James lunged at Snape, tackling him to the floor. Hitting and punching went on for about seven minutos before a spell was shot at Jame’s back, disabling his mobility. Snape stared up at James in shock and finally pushed the frozen teenager off of him. He looked to the direction in which the spell came, stunned to see Bellatrix Black’s wand smoking at it’s tip.
    “Why...

The Black Lake holds a misty fog as young Severus Snape stands at the edge of the murky water. Twenty minutos he had been standing there. Twenty minutos he had been waiting. It had been too long and the night brought a freezing air. Why had he even expected her to come? It was stupid, she wouldn’t come to accept his apology…Not after how badly he had spoken about her blood. She was probably curled up por the fuego in the Gryffindore common room with her new love.
    “Damn it, James,” Snape muttered aloud to himself.
    Snape hated James Potter with...

Lenzetta’s POV

    “No!” the child screamed as he backed against the wall, holding a cuchillo with a shaky hand. I laughed at him as tears trickled down his cheeks and dropped to the floor. “Please, I won’t mention tu were here-”
    “Liar,” I dicho in a low tone as I advanced towards the small boy. I could here his mother sobbing from the other room and his father screaming cuss words at the parte superior, arriba of his lungs. I had to tie them to a chair if my one man raid were able to work. I looked at the boy closely. Tears poured from his eyes, his nose...

My name is Alexander Kriechen, but tu may call me Xander. I grew up in the city of Aachen Germany with my mother, father, and two brothers Gregory and Jeremiah. I will admit, I’m a half-blood for my mother is a witch and my father a muggle. I guess tu can say it took me a while to notice, but when I was about 4 ears old I began to notice my mother’s “powers” as I used to call them. My father was never fond of her being a witch, he didn’t find it at all normal and hoped and prayed that I would not possess the same qualities. My brothers didn’t turn out to be magic so when my “powers”...

"Mother! Let's go! We need to go to Diagon Ally!", Draco rushed his mom. "Alright! Alright! Don't rush! There will be plenty of things left to buy", Narcissa snapped at her son. They soon headed off for Diagon Ally. Draco read the letter.

Dear My.Malfoy
We are pleased to inform tu that tu have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and
Wizardry. Please find enclosed a lista of all
necessary libros and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl por no later than July 31.
Yours Sincerely,
Minerva McMGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry
_____________________________________________...

Credit: mugglenet.com

Greetings, new follower:

If tu are lectura this letter then tu have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If por some unprecedented chance tu are lectura this and tu have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest tu put down this letter and leave now, o the consequences for tu will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which tu must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

Hey, so this story is basically Kate visiting Bellatrix in Azkaban after the Longbottom torture. Can tu please tell me what tu think so I can see if I should even bother escritura more? Be HONEST! Thanks!

The barco raced adelante, hacia adelante in the open sea. The salty spray relentlessly pounded on her face. It was so bad she’d dado up on trying to avoid it. The día was gloomy and gray, suiting her general mood perfectly. Kate sighed and sat back, staring out to sea. The only things visible in any direction were the choppy gray ocean waves. She knew it was madness to even be attempting what she was planning,...

This is my character for the Death Eater RP. Check the articulo out and tell me if I need to be más descriptive.

My name is Kiana(It's actually my real friend's name [but we call her Kiki] and she would NEVER be in Slytherin) Marie McMahon. I am 17 years old and I'm proud to call myself a Slytherin. I come from a noble pureblood family and am the daughter of Adam and Marie McMahon,who were also in Slytherin. Unfortanetly they passed away. They just got very sick one day. It happened when I was 11. I became a death eater at about the age of 14(last year). During my time at Hogwarts I spent most...

How to annoy, agitate, o freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. autor is not responsible for any deaths o torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in amor with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is seguro with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...