Epic Death Eater Funnies

My name is Sara, I'm 32 years old and have a slightly different view from the rest of tu Deatheaters.

While I WAS in Slytherin at Hogwarts for my first 4 years, my family moved and I was transferred to Beauxbatons to finish my education. I was taught manners and respect, and I like everything around me to be pretty. There is far too much ugliness in the world as it is.

I don't fully agree with the Dark Lord's plan for his new world, but I am part of his organization because I really have nothing left in this world, so I might as well make a new one. I lost my beloved husband when I was only...

People have accused me for things I didn't do. People who were friends of mine. But at this point I don't care. It just shows that tu can't trust all your friends.


Am I the kind of person who would lie? And start fights? I'm trying to make peace. Someone keeps bringing up drama. Stuff that's been long gone. Telling one side of the story. Calling me a liar. Because they can't stand not having drama. I'm not going to name names, becasue tu know who tu are. If tu have no idea what I'm talking about, than I'm probably not talking about you, so don't worry. Naming names and talking about how...

Grab a quill and some parchment and get writing!

1:You feel the Dark Mark on your arm tingle. What do tu do?

a:I don't have a Dark Mark!
b:Pretend I don't feel it.
c:Wait for a segundo then apparate to my lords side.
d:Immediately apparrate to my lords side.

2:You have captured Sirius Black. What do tu do with him?

a:Kill him
b:Beat him to death.
c:Sneeze in his mouth and leave him there.
d:Bring him to my lord at once.

3:You see a fellow Death Eater spilling the beans about Voldemort to the ministry. How do tu react?

a:Take no notice
b:Tell him/her tu want 30'000 galleons and tu won't tell on him/her....