just a few ; i'll add más some other time.

No chick flick moments.

Do I look like Paris Hilton?

If tu messed up my car .. i'll kill you.

Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.

Ohh bring it on baldy!

Dude, tu fugly!

I hope your freakin' manzana, apple pie is worth it!

That fabric softner teddy oso, oso de .. ohh I wanna hunt that little perra down!

Ohh college boy thinks he's so smart!

There really is magic in the magic fingers.

Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!

I full on Swayzed that mother!

I feel like a friggin' soccer mom!

Dude, could tu be más gay?

You wanna kill me? Get in line bitch.

Sammy, wherever...