House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.
What do tu say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little hell?
Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.
I hope your manzana, apple pie is freakin' worth it!
That fabric softener teddy bear... oooh, I'm gonna hunt that little perra down.
I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
tu know I amor the guy but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda.
tu see that? That attitude there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.
Who do tu think is the hottest psychic .. Patricia Arquette, Jennifer amor Hewitt, o you?
Dean: You're not going to kill me, are you?
Dean: Good. 'Cause that would be awkward...
Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.
Dude, Sorority girls. Think we'll see a naked almohada fight?
Dean : Ugh, the thought of him driving my car.
Sam : Oh, c'mon.
Dean : It's killing me!
Of course, the most troubling pregunta is, why do these people assume we're gay?
Sam: So burning the body had no effect on that thing?
Dean: Sure it did – now it’s really pissed.
Heh. Well, tu are a handsome devil, but I don't oscilación that way. Sorry.
Meg: He begged for his life with tears in his eyes. He begged to see his sons one last time. Thats when I slit his throat!
Dean: For your sake, I hope your lying. 'cause if it's true I swear to God I will march into hell myself, and I will slaughter each and every one of tu evil sons of bitches, so help me God!
I full on Swayzed that mother!
tu know what, there's a ton of lore on unicornios too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
I'm gonna go stop the big bad lobo ... which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.
A Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week.
tu know what? I’m not going to kill her, I think slow torture’s the way to go.
Don't objectify me.
I hate witches! Spewing their bodly fluids every where, it is insanity! No, it's down right unsanitary!
It's like we got a contract on us. tu think it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause it's we're so awesome.
Henricksen: tu think you're funny?
Dean: I think I'm adorable.
I owe tu the biggest "I told tu so" ever.
What do tu want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all día escritura sad poems about how I’m going to die? tu know what, I’ve got one. Let’s see, what rhymes with "Shut up, Sam"?
tu fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!
I just talked to an 84-year old grandmother who's having phone sex with her husband who died in Korea - completely rocked my understanding of the word "necrophilia."
Come on man. I know Sam, OK? Better than anyone. He's got más of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.
tu think you're being funny but you're being really really childish ... Sam winchester wears make-up ... Sam Winchester cries his way through sex ... Sam Winchester keeps a ruler por his cama and every morning when he wakes up he ... OKAY ENOUGH!
Bon Jovi rocks....on occasion.
And on Thursdays we're teddy oso, oso de doctors.
Lollipop disease .. It's not uncommon for a oso, oso de his size.
You're gonna bring me some pie!
Dude .. where's the pie?!
I'll man the flashlight.
That was scary!
It's on the fourth floor ... that's high.
I'm not gonna make a left turn into oncoming traffic! I'm not suicidal! Did I just say that? That's kinda weird.
geez, rent Juno and get over it already!
It's not just a girl, it's psycho Nell! I'm telling tu man .. humans!
Ohh gross! so the daddy was the baby daddy too?!
What kind of a ghost messes with a man's wheels?!
Dean: What a douchebag.
Sam: That's Jeb Dexter.
Dean: I don't even want to know how tu know that.
Sam: He's famous, kind of.
Dean: For what, douchebaggery?
Don't need em' sugar.
Come on baby, she means nothing to me, don't be mad.
I save lives .. i'm a hero .. a HERO!
Dude, she wants me to meet her parents. I don't do parents.
He's giving the tu the full cowgirl.
It fustrates me when tu say such reckless things.
.. PUDDING!! ♥ crazy works. ;)