just a few ; i'll add más some other time.
No chick flick moments.
Do I look like Paris Hilton?
If tu messed up my car .. i'll kill you.
Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Ohh bring it on baldy!
Dude, tu fugly!
I hope your freakin' manzana, apple pie is worth it!
That fabric softner teddy oso, oso de .. ohh I wanna hunt that little perra down!
Ohh college boy thinks he's so smart!
There really is magic in the magic fingers.
Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!
I full on Swayzed that mother!
I feel like a friggin' soccer mom!
Dude, could tu be más gay?
tu wanna kill me? Get in line bitch.
Sammy, wherever tu are ; mom is a babe! I'm going to hell .. again.
You're gonna bring me some pie.
Dude! where's the pie?!
Lollipop disease ... it's not uncommon for a oso, oso de his size.
So what, Bigfoot breaks into a liquor store jonesing for some hooch? Amaretto and Irish Cream .. he's a girl-drink drunk!
And on Thursdays we're teddy oso, oso de doctors.
What kind of a ghost messes with a mans wheels?!
Geez rent Juno and get over it.
So the daddy was also the baby daddy?
Please, nobody grab my leg.