What Klaus dicho to Damon in the cell during those two scenes really played on my mind over and over. The first scene was the one about what Damon says to Elena that's made her fall for him and the segundo scene being the one where Klaus was shattering Damon's corazón about his fears of losing Elena to Stefan again and him not being able to live up to Stefan. In both those scenes I got really annoyed with Klaus but after watching them over and over I found that each scene could easily be used to mock and laugh at Klaus because of how incapable of amor he is and how he can't seem to grasp the feeling of love, so who is he to sit and place judgment on Damon's feelings for Elena and also say what he believes is true amor when he doesn't even know the full story o has seen what's been happening all this time. So I took advantage of all this and decided to write another mocking articulo but this time I've targeted our good friend klaus, whom I amor but his character just pissed me off in 4x12. Anyway it's me escritura as though Klaus is talking but It's my thoughts that are being written and I'm basically just making a huge joke out of Klaus and his logic. So enjoy :)
First Scene:
"So um Damon seeing as though I have to babysit tu for god knows how long and there's still a good hora o so till I need to feed tu your baby bottle of blood lets talk about amor shall we. I'd like to think that it's an emotion I'm very much familiar with and seem to feel for so many people, including my dear mother whom I murdered years ago. May she rest in peace. Now Damon how is it that dear sweet Elena can overlook all your flaws? I mean you've done some pretty screwed up sh*t in your past but now you've changed for the better and tu allow your humanity to dictate your life. Yet I still can't quite fathom how someone as handsome, honest, loyal, caring, protective, selfless and loving as tu could land a girl as compassionate and as forgiving as Elena. Though I'll admit I am quite sure it has nothing to do with the sire bond. So did tu manipulate her, compel her? Actually scratch that I'm just trying to get under your skin, but please for the amor of god give me some damn consejos on how tu scored with her? What is it tu say to her that keeps her around? I'll admit I'm envious of tu both. I want Caroline and I to be just like tu and Elena."
segundo scene:
"Now I know I asked tu for amor consejos instead of Stefan but your brother Stefan's amor for Elena is stronger than yours even though he let her die just a few weeks back and now he can't seem to accept her as a vampire. tu on the other hand would of saved her in a heartbeat had it of been tu on the bridge that night and also tu seem to accept Elena in any shape o form. Yet I'm still convinced Stefan's amor is the strongest. I mean Stefan resisted compulsion so he wouldn't have to bite Elena now that's love. tu however could not resist compulsion even though tu begged Jeremy to kill tu instead so tu wouldn't have to kill him. tu were willing to die then and there for Elena and Jeremy but no that amor is not enough. Not nearly enough as Saint Stefan's. I mean Stefan let Elena die alone in a car at the bottom of a river but he was able to resist the urge to bite her for like 5 segundos until eventually he did so he must definitely amor her more, don't tu think? Being able to restrain yourself for a little while from feeding on the person tu amor is a much bigger declaration of amor than saving them from dying, and willing to die without hesitation por the hands of the person tu have been compelled to kill, true story look it up in the Klaus handbook of love, I wrote it. See Damon I know más about amor than anyone else in the world. They call me Klaus Cupid Mikaelson because I'm like the ángel of amor baby. I've got all the ladies lining up even my current crush Caroline is banging on my front door at this very segundo hoping I'll let her in for some serious lovin. Oh and I know you're very much in amor with Elena even though just a few minutos hace I was saying the complete opposite because tu couldn't seem to fight the compulsion for her. But just so tu know, Elena will run back to Stefan once she turns human because remember that time while she was under your sire bond influence tu flat out told her in a clear concise way that the one thing that would make tu the happiest man in the world is if she fell out of amor with Stefan and fell deeply in amor with you? Do tu remember that Damon? I'm an expert in this field and I can tell tu right here right now to just give up dude your fairytale ending ain't coming. I'm also a certified Psychic incase tu didn't know, I can predict the future. Like remember all those times that I could foresee every disaster that came my way like when tu all desiccated me, when Tyler was going behind my back and unsiring my hybrids. I could foresee it all. I'm Nostradamus the second. Now sit here and shut up while I go save my brother Kols culo from another crazy situation I saw coming from a mile away..."
First Scene:
"So um Damon seeing as though I have to babysit tu for god knows how long and there's still a good hora o so till I need to feed tu your baby bottle of blood lets talk about amor shall we. I'd like to think that it's an emotion I'm very much familiar with and seem to feel for so many people, including my dear mother whom I murdered years ago. May she rest in peace. Now Damon how is it that dear sweet Elena can overlook all your flaws? I mean you've done some pretty screwed up sh*t in your past but now you've changed for the better and tu allow your humanity to dictate your life. Yet I still can't quite fathom how someone as handsome, honest, loyal, caring, protective, selfless and loving as tu could land a girl as compassionate and as forgiving as Elena. Though I'll admit I am quite sure it has nothing to do with the sire bond. So did tu manipulate her, compel her? Actually scratch that I'm just trying to get under your skin, but please for the amor of god give me some damn consejos on how tu scored with her? What is it tu say to her that keeps her around? I'll admit I'm envious of tu both. I want Caroline and I to be just like tu and Elena."
segundo scene:
"Now I know I asked tu for amor consejos instead of Stefan but your brother Stefan's amor for Elena is stronger than yours even though he let her die just a few weeks back and now he can't seem to accept her as a vampire. tu on the other hand would of saved her in a heartbeat had it of been tu on the bridge that night and also tu seem to accept Elena in any shape o form. Yet I'm still convinced Stefan's amor is the strongest. I mean Stefan resisted compulsion so he wouldn't have to bite Elena now that's love. tu however could not resist compulsion even though tu begged Jeremy to kill tu instead so tu wouldn't have to kill him. tu were willing to die then and there for Elena and Jeremy but no that amor is not enough. Not nearly enough as Saint Stefan's. I mean Stefan let Elena die alone in a car at the bottom of a river but he was able to resist the urge to bite her for like 5 segundos until eventually he did so he must definitely amor her more, don't tu think? Being able to restrain yourself for a little while from feeding on the person tu amor is a much bigger declaration of amor than saving them from dying, and willing to die without hesitation por the hands of the person tu have been compelled to kill, true story look it up in the Klaus handbook of love, I wrote it. See Damon I know más about amor than anyone else in the world. They call me Klaus Cupid Mikaelson because I'm like the ángel of amor baby. I've got all the ladies lining up even my current crush Caroline is banging on my front door at this very segundo hoping I'll let her in for some serious lovin. Oh and I know you're very much in amor with Elena even though just a few minutos hace I was saying the complete opposite because tu couldn't seem to fight the compulsion for her. But just so tu know, Elena will run back to Stefan once she turns human because remember that time while she was under your sire bond influence tu flat out told her in a clear concise way that the one thing that would make tu the happiest man in the world is if she fell out of amor with Stefan and fell deeply in amor with you? Do tu remember that Damon? I'm an expert in this field and I can tell tu right here right now to just give up dude your fairytale ending ain't coming. I'm also a certified Psychic incase tu didn't know, I can predict the future. Like remember all those times that I could foresee every disaster that came my way like when tu all desiccated me, when Tyler was going behind my back and unsiring my hybrids. I could foresee it all. I'm Nostradamus the second. Now sit here and shut up while I go save my brother Kols culo from another crazy situation I saw coming from a mile away..."