Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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 Real vampiros Don't Sparkle
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Nikola Tesla from Sanctuary (aka the best vampire EVER) does not appreciate being asked if he sparkles! :P
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I'll never be an emo vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the vampiros of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me o canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human tu just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...
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i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's favorito! cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are tu doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of favorito! books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are tu destroying my books?" he asked sternly...
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
Rightio, it's been a while since I wrote an articulo and my best friend recently told me something that shocked me beyond belief.

She was walking through our local town centre in a 'Team Jacob' t-shirt, and a misceláneo girl she didn't even know just walked up to her, punched her and called her numerous swear words just because her camisa, camiseta didn't say 'Team Edward'.

This really opened my eyes to how violent Twilight series 'fans' can be. It's not acceptable to puñetazo, ponche someone in the face if they've done something, let alone because they have a different opinion on something.

Since then she's been to scared...
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posted by Dearheart
Bwahahaha! Welcome, little people! *cues scary pipe organ music* Yes, the C.A.T.’s out of the bag. It’s true. There are people in existence who do NOT worship the ground the Stephenie Meyer walks on. But before all tu Twi-hards get mad about it and reportar us, let me tell tu what this spot is NOT. Twi-haters, this applies to tu as well, so listen up.

This is not an anti spot. (Read that sentence twice, please.)

We are not here to bash Stephenie Meyer o her fans, nor are we here to hate Twilight for the sake of hating it. That’s just as stupid (if not más so) as obsessing over Twilight...
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