If tu have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into articulo foros thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.
One día Bella fell over while being chased por Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and dicho - "Edward, what are tu doing? tu know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"
I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another autor - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.
First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the en general, general escritura polished up.
Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.
Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. más credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.
Number 1: Someone tells tu o he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!
Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one o not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...
1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year. 2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar. 3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail. 4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe. 5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun! 6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive. 7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words. 8. The storyline is trite and...
Okay, so I just wrote an articulo called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an articulo about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga --
Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...
Hi there! This is my first articulo on the C.A.T spot, about my least favorito! character in twilight. Actually, my least favorito! character in history.
I seriously can't see why so many twilight fans like her. She is dicho to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series. Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.
1) Lack outside of Edward
Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...
For people who were expecting this articulo to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point. -- So, this article(as tu can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The autor of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most popular writers at this point. Why? I really don't know. The lista of reasons
1)Her writing Okay, even back when I was a mega fan of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...
First off, I’d like to mention that I am not a psychologist. Everything tu read is just my own analyzing and since I am interested in Psychology and Behaviorism I decided to make an articulo of what I think is the basic reason for Twilight’s enormous popularity. I hope tu will enjoy it.
Recently I came across a post at the foros that dicho about Twilight: ” [it’s] a bit childish to say its a failure, because if it is, then why do so many people (And not just crazy teenage girls either) amor Twilight huh?”.