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*A lot of people may here may freak out on me for asking this but I really need some help*

Okay, I have been wondering about this for such a long time. And now, I absolutely want an answer!!

I have been Team Switzerland since the end of New Moon. I really like both Edward and Jacob, and I have no huge problems with them. (Well, ok, there's one issue I have with both but it evens out the score and I am not getting into those). But after some point, I began to wonder...which team would I be on if I really had to choose? It soon became something important for me to know, and every time I see a fanpick saying "Are tu Team Edward o Team Jacob" o something similar to that, it brings me back to this frustrating question. I'm totally confused on Team Switzerland, so could someone help me out...

Am I Team Edward Cullen, o Team Jacob Black?

Here's what I like about the characters individually;


EDWARD

- Of course I'll acknowledge how handsome he is :)

- He is the perfect gentleman. He treats people with huge amount of respect, even those who dislike him; Charlie cisne was pretty brutal towards Edward after New Moon, yet Edward kept his temper even and was only polite. He was also pretty civil towards Mike, especially in Eclipse when he offered to help Mike fix his car. Now isn't that admirable in a guy? =D

- Edward is actually one of the most romantic fictional characters I know. I don't think I have to go over the charming, sweet, heart-warming moments he has with Bella. lol :)

- Edward has amazing devotion towards Bella. He will do anything to keep her safe. He risked his life and also his family's life to protect Bella, and demolished anyone (James, Victoria) that posed a threat towards his true love. He would spend the whole night in Bella's bedroom just to be with her, and made sure nothing he did would harm her. He was even willing to take the life of his first born child to keep Bella alive (which was something I absolutely didn't approve of but hey, he loves her that much!)!!

- Speaking of a child, if it wasn't for Edward being chosen por Bella, there would be no Renesmee. Renesmee is one of my most favorito! characters *_*

- It looks like Edward can be a little shy sometimes. I like shyness in a guy :)


That's what I like about Edward.


Now....

JACOB BLACK

- Jacob, after four years of me never liking a guy o being interested in one, was the first boy I actually called "Hot!"

- I like his personality; he's jubilant, cheerful, outgoing, compassionate, loving, and devoted to those he cares about. Which is something most girls like to see in boys.

- This may sound weird, but when I heard Jacob speak in the New Moon trailer, his voice attracted me. LOL, I don't know what it was, but I just liked his voice in a weird way.

- I felt empathetic towards him during times where Bella..well, clearly rejected him for Edward. At the end of Eclipse when he changed into his lobo form to run away from Forks, my corazón was broken and I had tears in my eyes I was so hurt for the poor boy. And when a friend of mine described a scene in New Moon with him, Edward, and Bella, it was so sad it left a small yet present pain in my heart. I think if I have sympathy towards a character, there's some kind of connection present.

- Like Edward, Jacob endlessly cares for Bella. He was there when Edward left in New Moon (I don't hold this against Edward, I sort of understand that he thought he was doing what was best for her) and changed her from such an unhappy, depressed, emotionally wounded creature to her old self, only she was a lot más happier and cheerful. Jacob never completely lost hope when Bella returned from Volterra, Italy with Edward and she made it clear who she preferred. He even dicho he knew there was a part of her that loved him, and he dicho something similar to this, "As long as your corazón keeps beating, I won't give up!"

- Jacob has an adventurous side, which would be extremely fun for a boy to have.

- I amor people with senses of humor! Jacob made plenty of jokes (especially the "Does my being half-naked bother you?" statement and the blonde jokes directed at Rosalie) that made me burst out laughing. The titles of the chapters that were told in his point of view were even a little funny (except for the clearly somewhat depressed ones).

And that's what I amor about Jacob.


As tu can see, I am so stuck X(

Can someone please help me out?

What do tu think?
Team Edward o Team Jacob

(Please don't say, "Stay Team Switzerland.")
posted by AliceHaleCullen
I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...
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added by nuxi
Source: Reasoning With vampiros Tumblr
Despite whatever impressions tu may have garnered from the título of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....
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I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when lectura Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think tu can call yourself a vegetarian if tu don't eat things like people o those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people lectura the libros also thought (well, maybe not specifically...
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*I'll have mentions to actual hombres lobo stories in here, so be ready for that

Even before Jacob and palls were called 'shapeshifters' (I'll get back to tu on that, I am not letting go), we should have known they couldn't be. And here's why.

First off: the origin o werewolves.

In the año 60, 70 people started believing in werewolf lore. The oldest myth I know about this is Ancient Greek, Lycaon.

Lycaon invited the king-god Zeus to dinner, but he was unsure if it really was him, so he decided to serve Zeus human meat. Turns out, it was Zeus. And Zeus was ticked. So he killed Lycaon' 50 sons...
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posted by Aquilia
O Tempora o Mores
Oh the times, oh the customs


This articulo is an appeal to all Twilight fans out there, I invite tu all to think over your good and bad actions here on fanpop and contemplate them.

I have seen and compared examples of the appearances of the fandoms Harry Potter and respectively Twilight when criticism appear in each other’s sites on fanpop and I am astounded por the comparatively aggressive tone the Twilight fans carried when they respond to the dicho criticism.

Compare the responses of: link

And: link ;

Notes are to be made that both internet addresses were found por searching...
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Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The siguiente day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The día after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen o my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You estola this!'].
posted by RobynPotter
{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be publicado here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...
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There are 5 things tu need to know-

This articulo is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this articulo is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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This had me wondering for a while and to...
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I dislike the books, but after seeing image after image labeled "Twilight sucks", as well as comentario after comentario with the words, I'm beginning to see why we can be accused of being "haters."

"Sucks" is not a swear word. To say something sucks is not going to send tu to hell. But it is derogatory, and immature, and does not lead to any real discussion. Well, unless some mature Twilighter comes along and say, "I see that tu think Twlight sucks. Why?" That might spark discussion. But the twilighter has the upperground in that debate, considering the anti has already shown her immaturity by...
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posted by nessienjake
Created:~Alice~


Q: What to Edward and a navidad árbol have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.



Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what tu are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!



Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much tu mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: tu know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.



Q: How do tu kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her libros and wait for two minutes.




Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward tu suck!!!!
Whether tu hate Twilight so much it fills tu with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, o amor it so much tu plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent tu from marrying a book, o perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. tu hear the name 'Edward', tu think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' tu think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' tu think...
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Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new cine come out and even after it's all been done for about a mes o so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...
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As the título suggests out of boredom I made a family out of the kittehs here who I talk to most, giving kittehs roles within the family from how I view them.

God:
The God of the family is Bastet, She is mighty and furry, and I give Her daily offerings of cream, catnip and balls of yarn. All hail Her Glorious Fluffiness.

MomCat:
Everyone knows who MomCat is(if tu don't its DearHeart), she's loving and kind and nurturing. She keeps us in line and makes sure RenCat(renrae) hasn't had too many blue Smarties.

GodCats (AuntieCats and GodMotherCats didn't sound right):
These two I view as funny and kind...
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posted by kayleebabee
this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do tu think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her respuestas sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually dicho was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that perra bella is his...
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posted by monLOVEbrucas
Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.


If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 minutos go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say tu dont choose love, amor choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to amor them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand o get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out lol even though i have so much más i would like to let out.
Ever since its reciente creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The foros are always buzzing.
I absolutely amor visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the comentarios are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG tu amor (insert...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
This articulo may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised




Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I amor you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so tu have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the amor of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, tu sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 año olds and 17 año olds...
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Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice o animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton o the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style icono despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it por a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a fan of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, o adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...
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