Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new cine come out and even after it's all been done for about a mes o so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight series.

tu can't ask anyone about their favorito! movie in public without a screaming fangirl thinking she has the right to jump into the conversation like it's their buisness screaming "oooh twilight was the best!!" then having a mega anti-twilighter jumping in and starting a huge arguement.

The world is most definatly going to end in 2012 (or maybe even sooner) due to wars started over twilight (sort of exagerated there) and women thinking it's okay to go running around asking misceláneo guys if they sparkle (this happened at my school and this big fight broke out in the cafeteria)

Due to the decrease in trees, the world will lack oxygn!

The original theroy of vampiros has disapeared, along with any kind of reference to what they once where. You can't buscar the internet for vampire stuff anymore without somebody talking about twilight. people in romania are crying because their traditions and whatnot have been distroyed.

November 20th is appariently the new major holiday, celebrated only por a brand new fan-freaking-tastic religon called ilovesparklypeopleism

It's truely a terrible, unwanted plague on us all.
Oh Dean tu and your modern pop culture references. How I amor you. p.s. this is the only vid I could find on youtube so bare with it.
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I bought this book for my sister and have not read it yet but it looks hilarious.
This is just the blurb, but its really funny and I thought tu would all apereciate it.

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

And thus Belle ganso falls in amor with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard...
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