Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: imterveiw with a twihard

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posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do tu think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her respuestas sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually dicho was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that perra bella is his wife *droool*)
Me: Do tu not think he is a tiny bit controlling?
Tasha: No of course not Bella is a frail human and he wants to keep her safe.
Me: do tu think stephanie meyer is a good wrtiter?
Tasha: Yes
Me: Why do tu think Stephanie Meyer is a good writer?
Tasha: she created edward didnt she?
Me: I ask the preguntas but any way dont tu think bella would be better off if Edward did not stay with her?
Tasha: no of course not i mean its what sm wants is for everyone to have a happy ending.
Me: Yes i wonder why that is.... *starts to fantasise about killing sm tyhen burning all things twilight.

INTERVEIW TERMINATED AT 23:25
VERDICT: IS SO OBSESSED WITH THE SPARKLES SHINING FROMM EDZ BODY CANNOT FUNCTION PROPERLY WITHOUT TWILIGHT WILL SPEND RTEST OF LIFE LOOKING FOR HOT UNNATAINABLE VAMPIRE CALLED E CULLEN. SADDO!

Phoebe_Gabriel, mispulka and 10 others like this

patrisha727 priceless. This is EXACTLY what my friend is like. WORST actually *shudders*

Myf_1992 Lolage! I actually don't know too many fans that swoon over Edward, well in that way. You poor chicken to have twihard sister.

kayleebabee I know please help me its unbearable i have to sit through hours and hours of watching twilight (my sister commandeers the tv in my room as her tv commited suicide from watching twilight to many times) i have contemplated suicide on numerous occasions.

Mrs-Grint I'm a poor chicken as well.. A twi-hard sister AND best friend...

Myf_1992 Oh no Mrs-Grint! You poor chicken. I feel for you.

kayleebabee most of my friends are tottaly insane mahn lol I feel your pain mrs-grint

_DarkPhoenix_ My friend used to be a Twilight fan but I changed her mind. She hates it now!!!!

roobiip omg please, please not all of us are like that just remember that ok?? please!:) even if I don't think he's controlling or abusive.. I do know SM is not a good writer, and I do realize it's not "tthe bestt boook evvveer OME!!".. still love it of course^^ but sanely.

alice_cullen_12 Please don't commit suicide. That would kinda be bad. "Poor chicken"?

MCRTS LOLOLOL! Your article made me laugh.

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NO edward DONT! Stay in the sunlight...your going to sparkle T.T

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Keeping Our Spot Tidy

posted by Cinders

"Tidy" is an unusual word for me, but I felt if I used "clean" it would be interpreted as another warning against mudslinging and immaturity.

What I mean is, I see a lot of repeated content on this spot. Particularly images. Most of the time, I don't comentario on it, because if I like to point out a repeated image, I also like to link to the original image in that spot. Unfortunately, I'm generally too lazy to do a buscar because the vague palabras clave being attatched to our imágenes don't make our buscar bar very helpful.

So consider this an appeal from an anal-retentive credit-crazy palabra clave queen:...

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How to Identify a Fangirl (Part 1, Beginner/Intermediate)

posted by renrae

This articulo is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from más fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big fans of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat tu in your sleep if tu are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a fanpop fangirl...