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After lectura the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" por bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella cisne a heroine. If tu do, tu have got a really great deal of imagination, o a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight fans would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens aren't heroes o heroines because they are just so pathetic and lousy as heroes. They can't strategize at all and despite their many gifts, the villains get them all the time.

The Cullens aren't good heroes also because of their double standard. They claim to care for humans, but they don't. Sometimes, I think they have lost focus and direction. Carlisle doesn't want to eat humans because he cares for them. That's very noble. But his children's actions have put humans in danger and they have come to see Carlisle's cause as something that is más for their own personal benefits than something to fight for.

Case in point:

Twilight: The game is between the SEVEN Cullens and the Unholy Trinity-James, Victoria and Laurent. In fact, Laurent quit and decided he didn't want to be part of it anymore. So, it's the SEVEN Cullens against two evil vampires. If that's not enough, they have a mind reader, a psychic, a strong dude, and an empath within their ranks. James and Victoria are severely outnumbered, and in any OTHER story, they would be vampire sashimi in a jiffy. But apparently not in this one. For some reason, James and Victoria manage to lead the Cullens in a wild ganso chase and very nearly get away with their game. Which leads me to the conclusion that the Cullens aren't the brightest bulbs in the toolshed.

New Moon- After Edward and Bella's reunion, the Volturi break for lunch. Edward and Alice could have stopped the Volturi from killing the poor innocent victims. But what do they do? Edward sits a frightened Bella on his lap and WHISPERS comforting things in her ear while a group of people are brutally murdered siguiente door. If I were Bella, I would yell at Edward to go rescue them. If I were me, I call up Buffy and a few vampire slayers and wage war on the Volturi.

Breaking Dawn- This one takes the cake. The Cullens' blatant disregard for human life is shown when they invite non-vegetarian vampiros to fight for them. Edward even lends his cars to the vamps. I don't like their double standard at all. For four books, Carlisle has been criticising the Volturi for eating humans. Then, in Breaking Dawn, he shuts both eyes and closes his ears to his friends eating humans. Suddenly, hunting humans are okay because his friends do it.

The Cullens: Heroes? Definitely not.
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actually she just specified on Nuttymadam's "genius" claim
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Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett riffing the film New Moon.
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vampiros from all over meet for their annual reunion. Appearances por Edward Cullen, Angel, Dracula, Count von Count, Bill Compton, and more. Featuring a special visit from Buffy.
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Hahahahahaha... Team Flea @1:40 LOL. xD
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Watch that part at 1:50-3:10. Taylor did mentioned it before in another interview a few months back. The 40+ año old woman asked him to sign her Team Taylor panties during some autograph session... O_O I thought it was creepy...
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I recently got into the mostrar supernatural (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new favorito! character of all time) is better than Twilight.
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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)
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A video on how I was convinced of Twilight's problematic nature.
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Another EvilIguanaProduction Twilight related parody, this time on one of the New Moon trailers.
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5:20 I wonder what some of the fans think of this. I think Taylor has noticed that some fans don't like him simply because he plays Jacob so is saying he's not on any teams when he's made it clear he's Team Jacob. Poor Tay.
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So I was originally going to publicar this articulo in the libros to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion articulo I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way tu haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most reciente perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...
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Fromthisgirl on YouTube has a pregunta for the Twilight fangirls. She also explains why she thinks they AREN'T in love.
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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can tu know, watch it again later?"
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