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Critical Analysis of Twilight Pregunta

If tu could ask Stephenie Meyer a question/s what would it/they be?

1. If Bella is as stupid and lame as she says she is, then why is everyone falling in amor with her?
2. Why do tu think it's sensible that someone falls in amor with someone else because they smell good?
3. Why do think vampiros should sparkle?
4. Why do tu think that bears count as vegetables?
5. Why does Edward constantly sound like a Shakespeare wanna be?
6. Why do tu think real life should have happy endings?
7. Why did Edward and Bella fall in amor so fast?
8. Why didn't Bella get creeped out when Edward dicho that he watched her sleep?
9. If Edward really loved Bella, then why did he hang around him even though he knew he was a danger to her?
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Nice ideas!
bubbly_making posted hace más de un año
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i agree!! i amor number 5 =P lol
eli218 posted hace más de un año
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I luved these preguntas too!
louvreangel posted hace más de un año
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Critical Analysis of Twilight  mejor respuesta

LoveforSeverus said:
1. Where'd the plot of the story go?
2. Were tu on acid when tu made vampiros sparkle?
3. How do tu live with yourself knowing people compare your crappy piece of literature of something as truly amazing as Shakespeare?
4. Why do tu refuse to take criticism?
5. Why didn't tu give your characters any flaws unless they were blonde? And even then the flaw was only being a complete bitch.
6. Why does it seem like tu ripped of Harry Potter and countless other libros that are why ahead of your level.
7. Why do tu think two people could fall "irrevocably" in amor with each other in, what was it?, about two weeks?
8. How many times did tu refer to a thesaurus while escritura Twilight?
9. Along with the fact that tu so obviously had dicho thesaurus, did tu also have a dictionary to look up meanings of some of your "big" words?
(ex: chagrin, masochist)
10. Do tu like nechrophelism and bestiality? Because that's the very basics of what Twilights about.
11. Why do tu want to send a message to teenage girls that if they're dumped, they should jump off a cliff to hear his voice again?
12. Why do tu approve of Ikkle Sethie going through all your mail and your computer and basically EVERYTHING around tu to make sure it doesn't offend Twilight?
13. Why do does it seem like Bella's physical descripción is just You-100lbs?
And Lastly
13. Why does Twilight just seem like an overlong, crappy fanfiction?
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amor IT!!! Especially 3,5,7,11, and 13.
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
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I'm voting this as best answer I would ask all of them.
huddysmacked posted hace más de un año
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Totally the best answer and I agree with all of them! I'd like to ask them all!
louvreangel posted hace más de un año
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Friendly_Girl said:
1: Why are all the male protagonists in your libros abusive? (Edward, Jared etc) and why are your libros so sexist?
2: Why are Bella and Edward so unnaturaly obssesed to each other? Do tu know that healthy, normal ralationships are not like that?
3: Do tu have an issue with blonde people???
4: If Bella is not pretty, why is everybody in amor with her?
5: Why does Bella amor Edward, apart from him being perfect looking?
6: Do tu support pedophilia?
7: When a guy dumbs a girl, should she develop schizophrenia and/or commit suiside?
8: Do tu think that a young person shoud dump college like it's nothing important?
9: Do tu think that a girl should be a virgin before her marriage and if she's not it's wrong?
10: Do tu think that if a teenage girl doesn't have any life besides her boyfriend, it should be considered normal?
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Who's Jared?
HecateA posted hace más de un año
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Jared is one of the main characters on her book called "The Host"
Friendly_Girl posted hace más de un año
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Nice ideas :) I loved 2, 7 and 10 :)
VampireQueen12 posted hace más de un año
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Lol, I'm not totally an Anti I just had to get it out of me XD Thanks BTW :)
Friendly_Girl posted hace más de un año
huddysmacked said:
1. Are tu sure it was a dream tu had when tu first met Edward o was it just a hallucination due to the drug tu obviously took?

2. Do tu feel good when teenagers go saying "UMIGUD! Twilight iz zooo gud! Its better than that Shekaspare shet"?

3. Why did tu destroy the hope that teenagers could read good literature? Now they basically compare everything to Twilight and sometimes refuse to read anything else because "It won-t be as good as Twilight." Which certainly is a lie.

4. Why on Earth make such terrific MONSTERS glowing ANGELS?

5. Did Stephen King crept tu out so much when tu were little that tu decided to change the vampiros look/personality/menu?

6. Do tu realize tu could have saved THOUSANDS of trees if tu would have just published Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn as a short story?
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nice preguntas :) I amor 2 , 4 and 6 :)
kwlski4ever posted hace más de un año
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Saved trees? Yeah. In my opinion, there is way too much el espacio between the front and back covers of the Twilight books.
Mysteriamoon posted hace más de un año
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amor number pregunta 3 hilarious lol
nicole_23 posted hace más de un año
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CG I totally agree with number 4.
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
snoznoodle said:
1. You've made the boyfriends of thousands of your fans seem inadequate because they don't sparkle. Are tu happy?
2. You've made your fans define the perfect man as "sparkly" and "dead" and "LAME!". Are tu happy?
3. Do tu compare your husband to Edward? Is it ok he doesn't sparkle?
4. How have tu hooked so many fans into libros which have no plot?
5. Do tu know what a vampire is?
6. Do tu know that good vampiros don't sparkle?
7. Do tu know that your vampiros suck because they sparkle?
8. If Bella is such a dull person, why do so many guys fall in amor with her?
9. Does this mean I have to have a low self esteem and a dependence on men to find true love?
10. What made tu think Jacob falling in amor with a baby is a good idea?
11. Why didn't tu just put Jacob and Leah together and leave Renesmee to be a baby?
12. What part of Bella being bruised and battered on the night of her honeymoon and loving it do tu think is appropriate for 12 year-old girls to read?

I could go on and on. This is actually very easy for me and somehow I think therapeutic.
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bubbly_making said:
What (near fatal blow to the head) inspired tu to write Twilight?
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I know the answer to this one. It was that freaky dream of her's.
Queenoftard posted hace más de un año
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xD I'll stop them!! OM NOM NOMM NOM NOM NOM NPM NOMNOM!!
-BlazeTheCat- posted hace más de un año
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xD I'll stop them!! OM NOM NOMM NOM NOM NOM NPM NOMNOM!!
-BlazeTheCat- posted hace más de un año
eli218 said:
Well tu already wrote the preguntas i would ask her so i'm only gonna add

What were tu thinking when tu invented Renesmee???

Why does every girl in Twilight NEEDS a boyfriend???


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Those are some good ones!
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
Mysteriamoon said:
1. Sparkles? Really? What the crud?
2. What would really happen if Buffy and Edward met? How about Buffy and Alice?
3. Alice's story about being in an insane asylum... Did tu write that from personal experience?
4. Did tu ever have a boyfriend steal your body glitter (and therefor become the inspiration for the sparklies)?
5. Do tu know what a Mary Sue is?
6. Was your editor drunk when she let Breaking Dawn through to be published?
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"body glitter" hahahahahah that's sooooo funnyy!!!!! =D lol
eli218 posted hace más de un año
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lol i amor your preguntas xD
volleyblue13 posted hace más de un año
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number three is the best lol
snusnu13 posted hace más de un año
newmixgirl said:
What were tu thinking when tu were escritura Breaking Dawn?
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Oh yes. That too!
rachaelwsz posted hace más de un año
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That would be my first question.
italiangirl976 posted hace más de un año
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It would have been better if it ended at page 355, that's where Bella's corazón stops.
Lord-Voldemort posted hace más de un año
mejustme said:
How much medication were tu on while escritura Breaking Dawn?
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and can I have some
boolander25 posted hace más de un año
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Funny boolander25 !
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
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Ha! Funny!
turtle_libra posted hace más de un año
rachaelwsz said:
tu have actually already mentioned a few that I would have asked. Anyway..

1. Why do her vampiros sparkle? Well, obviously SMeyer wanted her vampiros to be different from the traditional ones but why 'sparkles'?

2. Why did Bella fall in amor with Edward? And why did it happen so fast?

3. Do tu support pedophilia?

4. How is it possible for Bella to be pregnant with a vampire? *I know SMeyer already gave her 'explanation' but I really see no sense to it (even though it's fiction)*

5. Why ruin such a great character? (Jacob in New Moon)

6. Why Renesmee? WHY???

These are the few I can think about right now. I'm pretty sure that I have más preguntas that that. =P
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I totally agree with number 2.
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
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number 3, lol. i think smeyer is pro paedophile and anti gay
snusnu13 posted hace más de un año
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Why not extreme sunburn? Maybe not bursting into flames but sticking to some semblance of reason!
Lord-Voldemort posted hace más de un año
vskparaimer said:
Stephenie, WHY????????

short and easy to remember :)
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Ahh! tu estola my question... s
mimifaith posted hace más de un año
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;))))) sorry, undesired effect
vskparaimer posted hace más de un año
kwlski4ever said:
1. Where in the WORLD tu got the name "Reneesmee" ?!?!?!?
2. WHY vampiros SPARKLE ?!?!??!
3.Since when pedophilia and stalking were 'hot' ?
4. What in the world made tu publicar some crap that tu wrote based on a dream of yours ? O__o
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Oh, oh, I can answer the first one! *Jumps up and down*
Queenoftard posted hace más de un año
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Steph had difficulties finding a name to fit her, because she was supposed to be so super speshul and amazing. No normal name was good enough Royal Demonspawn. Then she came up with the wicked idea of making up her own name. Combining the names of Bella and Edward's mothers (Rene and Esme), she came up with Reneesme. Also, The LochNess Monster's middle name Carlie, is a combination of Charlie and Carlisle, the fathers of Bella and Edward.
Queenoftard posted hace más de un año
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The Lochness monster has a middle name? Sweet!
HecateA posted hace más de un año
ILuvSweeneyTodd said:
"May I puñetazo, ponche tu in the nose and tell tu to get a grip and realise your libros are total crap?!!!"

*punch*

Sorry...tourettes.
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I like it!
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
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HA! Sorry. That was too enthusiastic a 'ha' but I mean it, that's one thing I wish I could ask. XD
Mysteriamoon posted hace más de un año
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lol
nicole_23 posted hace más de un año
italiangirl976 said:
"What the hell were tu smoking when tu can up with vampiros that sparkle?"


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Add "Please share!"
huddysmacked posted hace más de un año
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^LOL. xD
rachaelwsz posted hace más de un año
bookworm12345 said:
1. Y is this book so boring
2. Wat on earth possed u to make vamps sparkle
3. Y is there no plot till the last 50 pages
4. Y is Bella so deppressed
5. Y do u suck at writing
6. Were u trying to curropt the minds of teens
7. Y r u escritura the book from Edwards pov couse that's like saying I can't think of anything to rite so I'll tight the same thing again
8. Y is Edward so emotinaless
9. Y r ur caracters so dull
10.ur libros r a descrass to litature
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I amor them all!
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
abitofaLunaTic said:
How on earth did tu pass your college course on feminism?
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What?! Seriously?? Biotch! How the hell did she write Bella?
mimifaith posted hace más de un año
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^^Ha ha! She keeps saying that she aced her college courses on feminism.Apparently to her, feminism is the right to "choose" and since Bella's "choice" was to give up college, a career, a social life, and friends for a boy, it's still feminism. Now, I've only passed 10th grade civics, but I thought feminism meant right to equality.
abitofaLunaTic posted hace más de un año
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Umm...Mary Sue. Duh. (answer to mimifaith's question)
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
Free_Spirit said:
okay hem hem
1. Do tu have problems
2. Do tu think its alright with the idea of phedophelia
3. Do tu also agree with stalking
4. Have tu ever been to a pe class?
5. if so how the bloody hell can edward produce sperm?
6. Why do tu make it seem as though everyone besides the cullens that approach bella are somehwhat annoying cause they act like normal teenagers.
7. Why is the movie so bad?
8. Why didn't tu even read a vampire book BEFORE tu wrote a vampire book
9. Why did tu give everbody happy endings and make breaking dawns ending unrealistic
10. Oh and also what drug did tu use to get your publisher to actually publicar this?
..thats what i would ask lol
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lol loved number 8
nicole_23 posted hace más de un año
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amor numbers 3,6,8, and 9.
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
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Go number 10!
-BlazeTheCat- posted hace más de un año
-Alohomora- said:
Why did tu ruin my life?
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Along the same lines, "Why did tu waste time I could have spent lectura better books?"
Mysteriamoon posted hace más de un año
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yep. i agree -Alohomora-
snusnu13 posted hace más de un año
tymple said:

1. why in the world did tu think twilight was a good idea

2. are tu porposly trying to torcher people
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Alycat4848 said:
What the hell do the book covers have to do with anything? An apple, a flower, a ribbon, and chess wtf?
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The titles too. I can explain (if I don't die laughing first): apple-"forbidden frutas like in the Adam and Eve story is supposed to represent Edward and Bella's forbidden love", I'm not sure about the flor o the chess, but the ribbon: "it shows Bella being torn between Edward and Jacob, as it does her humanity and her longing to be a vampire". I know. Cheesy, right?
MadamOcta13 posted hace más de un año
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^^ I...am dying from...laughter!!! How corny can your get?! :D
ILuvSweeneyTodd posted hace más de un año
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@Alycat flores don't bleed? What? The green is Jacob, the white is Edward, rah, something like that.
HecateA posted hace más de un año
xxXsk8trXxx said:
1. Why did tu turn vampiros in to fairy princesses?

2. Why did tu make Edward and Jacob pedophilles? Don't tu know that's against the law?

3. Why did tu HAVE to make the story sound so emo?

4. Why do tu think that every girl needs to mary young and to someone older?

5. Why are tu so stupid?

6. Why didn't tu use the thesaurus?

7. Couldn't tu just have ignored your "inspiring" dream and moved on?

8. Why is Bella a Mary-Sue?

9. Why did tu base Bella off of yourself?
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I would so ask #7.
Mysteriamoon posted hace más de un año
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The thing about #6 is that, well...she DID use the thesaurus. As in, WAY TOO MUCH. =P
Dearheart posted hace más de un año
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These are great questions! And I amor your icon. " Does this look UNSURE to you? "
RavenclawPride posted hace más de un año
TeamSiriusBlack said:
What leaves were tu smoking when tu decided to write a book about a wet dream tu had?
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snusnu13 said:
everyone has asked mine but:

Why don't tu accept critism for your libros and realise that some people DON'T like them?
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Yeah, that way she might actually improve.
abitofaLunaTic posted hace más de un año
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yeah
snusnu13 posted hace más de un año
mitchie19 said:
My Questions:

>Why Jacob and Renesmee?

>Is it hard to write like The Twilight Saga?

>When doing the Twilight Saga movies, is it easy to choose the stars o the real celebs to play the characters?


That's all, I think.

:)
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IAmPortia said:
Stephenie Meyer, why did tu made those books?
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GemonkDruid said:
All of them, and sooooooo much more.
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Monrose said:
Ask her if she have thought about Ian Somerhalder as Ian in The Host.
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Correction: Demand.
Monrose posted hace más de un año
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Ian Somerhalder is totally smokin'
Emsalee1801 posted hace más de un año
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HOT!
Monrose posted hace más de un año
Starlight60 said:
1. What was with Bella's horrific pregnancy and child birth experience? What that the only way tu believe tu could have made those experiences meaningful?
2. Why couldn't she have dado birth to Renesmee the normal, natural way. Do tu think that a vampire c-section can be construed as a cop-out against depicting women's real experiences of giving birth?
3. Why was Bella's experience of raising a child completely free of difficulty?
4. Does the fact that Bella gets everything reflect a sense of unfulfilment in your own life? Do tu think it is realistic to expect that women can have everything?
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PrincessVandal said:
1. What were tu thinking?
2. Don't tu realize that there are plenty of haters out there?
3. What's with tu poisoning innocent teenage girls' minds?
4. Do tu honestly believe that amor at first sight even exist? I know it's fiction we're talking about, but seriously?
5. Were tu on any drugs o any special medications when escritura out your stories?
6. How does it feel to know that real passionate readers hate tu for your stupid stories?
7. Do tu support feminism?
8. What's with the pedophilia and the stalking?
9. Why sparkles? WHY?
10. How did your libros even get published?
11. Why were tu stealing off some originality from other amazing books, such as the names of the characters?
12. Do tu know that your rabid Twilight fans don't even know how to spell online? Is it some annoying fad o some sort of secret code?
13. Do tu know how many boyfriends are tu hurting? They can't stand Twilight, and they would simply get dumped por their girlfriends because they're not Edward.
14. What were your fans thinking that it's better than any other piece of literature ever created? How is it better than the Bible?
15. Why do tu think that your fans say that Bella is a great role model?
16. Do tu how highly addictive your libros are? I'm an ex-fan and I had experience.
17. Why does Bella have to be you?
18. Did tu ever noticed that your libros tend to make women highly perverted? tu don't want to know what these women do when they're lonely at night.
19. Are those one of the symptoms for obsessive Twilightitis?
20. Why are your libros so badly written and so cliche?
21. Why does Bella have to repeat herself when describing Edward, especially when she does that in every other sentence?
22. Why does Bella have to be a Mary-sue and Edward a Gary-stu?
23. Did tu know I wrote a declaration against your books? tu should read about. I highly recommend it.
24. Why did tu have to rape your thesaurus?
25. Do tu think you'll still be popular in the siguiente 400 years o so?
26. Do tu plan on taking escritura classes in the future?
27. Wouldn't it be better for tu if tu put your stories on fanfiction. net?
28. Do tu know when this fad will end?
29. I've noticed that the names Isabella and Jacob are the most popular baby names now. Do tu see them becoming the most hated names in the future?
30. What was the purpose for escritura out a saga full of lusty romance with tons of plot holes had to do with a pathetic dream of yours???

I can go on all día if I want to.
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tu have some really good preguntas :)
Aguinaga09 posted hace más de un año
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Ha ha ha! 29... It's really too bad, Isabella is a nice name, but now I detest it and would never name my child o character that (no offence), plus it totally ruins ellatrix Lestrange :( And as for 12, I think it is a secret code.
HecateA posted hace más de un año
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I amor 24!
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HecateA said:
1 Does Bella have any other interests (Edward doesn't count) apart from lectura Wuthering Heights?
2 tu do realise that there are más classes then gym and biology, right?
3 There is más to feminism then "having a choice" right? (thats her definition: so choosing to let a man abuse tu is a form of feminism)
4 tu know that sunshine goes threw clouds, right?
5 How can tu get a papercut from wrapping paper, and even then, how do tu get it to bleed without squeezing so a vampire sniffs it?
6 Have tu ever had a health class?
7 Have tu ever had an AIDS class? (if so, tu should know that since vampire venom replaces most body liquids, Bella would've became a vampire before the honeymoon)
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sapherequeen said:
When is Rosalie Hale's birthday?


I always wonder what her sign is....
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I think she's a scorpius personally.
HecateA posted hace más de un año
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Do tu mean Scorpio? I don't think there's a Scorpius.
November99 posted hace más de un año
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I think she's either an Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius, o Pisces. Because she died (well kind of) in April of 1933 at the age of 18, her birthdate was in 1915. So she must have been born during January, February, March, o possibly the beginning of April...
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tdafan121 said:
First, a few simple ones:

1. I read your review of The Hunger Games. Do tu admit that it's better than all your Twilight libros combined? Beacuse it is.
2. I've written some crazy crap fanfictions based on dreams before, but why couldn't tu just forget about 99% of that dream like normal people?

And now for the funnier ones:

3. What were tu on when tu made vampiros sparkle?
4. Why, just WHY?!?!
5. Why couldn't tu have just made them all die at the end? Now that would make a good ending! I mean, didn't the last book of The Hunger Games (Mockingjay) end that way? Didn't tu say tu were "obsessed" with The Hunger Games? HM?!?!
6. Why does Bella think it's OK for Edward to watch her while she sleeps? I think it's creepy.
7. What were tu thinking?!?!?!?!?
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bri-marie said:
1) Have tu ever read a book? Because I'm not sure how tu managed to miss that the plot is scattered throughout the entire book, not just the last five chapters.
2) Were tu religiously home-schooled? Because there were so many mistakes that wouldn't have been there had tu taken a biology class and a decent English class.
3) Why didn't tu fuego your editor for not doing her job? They are supposed to fix your mistakes, not leave them there.
4) Honestly, do tu not realize the messages your sending out to young children? o do tu just not care?
5) Why didn't tu just leave Jacob as a werewolf? tu announcing randomly that he was a shape shifter did not contribute anything to the story.
6)What does your therapist think of your delusions about love?
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Excuse me, but homeschools DO teach más than decent English & Biology. The real pregunta is, was it a religious homeschool?
November99 posted hace más de un año
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That's what I meant. I was thinking faster than I was typing.
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deathchick9 said:
1.What were tu smoking when tu wrote this?
2.Why is Edward such a douche?
3.Why is Jacob a Pedo-Wolf?
4.Why do tu Wild animales count as vegetables?
5.Why didn't Charlie get a restraining order against Edward after the Voltara mess?
6.Why did she let it become a movie?
7.Why did she mostrar pat of midnight sun to Robert Patterson? (What the fuck was his name?)
8.Why didn't Bella get creeped out when Edward dicho that he watched her sleep?
9.Why did she make a manga of it?
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