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Operation: N.E.W.
Chapter 1
Sectors Combined
Kiki POV
I groaned as I opened my eyes to see the bright sun shining down on me. Wait a minute, THE SUN SHINING ON ME!??!? WHERE AM I!!?! I quickly sat up and looked around to see my árbol house in pieces on the ground everywhere. “Megan, Maddy where are you??” I asked. “I’m right here!!!” came a squealed voice somewhere over to my left. I guessed that it was Maddy. “And I’m over here!!!” Megan yelled.
“Alex, tu here??” Maddy asked “Yeah Alex is fine” Alex replied speaking in third person as usual. “AC, tu cool??” Alex asked...

7:00 PM. If they weren't in class, the kids could be out on missions o just goofing off. But NO. They had to learn about the proper way to eat sopa and crap like that. Kacey looked around. Raleigh, David and Christian were in the middle of a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors", Emma was drawing up schematics for an escape route, Val was asleep (using her "Please and Thank You" arco iris Monkey as a pillow), Maddy and Minerva were styling each other's hair, Megan was in the middle of giving Wally a purple nurple (OW!) for calling her a nerd because she brought a pen and notepad to take notes, Abby...

"Give back my 'Tea Party Time' arco iris Monkey, Wally!!" Kuki yelled as she chased the boy throughout the treehouse.
"NEVER!" he chuckled, "Not until tu uninvite me!!"
She growled and tackled him...unfortunatly, they were right por the stairs, and ended up rolling outside. Kacey and Kiki (both still in their PJs) were outside por the mailbox talking. Kiki pointed at the two fighting kids.
"Do I WANNA know?" she asked.
"Probably not." Kacey answered.
She sighed and grabbed Wally por his collar. Kiki snatched the arco iris Monkey from Wally and gave it back to Kuki. Kacey let go off Wally, who landed on...

Kiki explained to Kacey and the others what had happened. In short, comida and chairs were thrown, kids were tackled AND a new policy was put in place: all the kids in the siguiente two lunch periods would have their bags checked.....cuz appereantly, SOME kids had silly string, water balloons and even drugs (no lie) in their backpacks. A lot of the other kids groaned, Kacey had a WTF moment, and Kiki pouted and whined...typical. Then the campana rang for 6th period. Kiki stormed out of the classroom, muttering some not-so G-rated words under her breath. Every so often, Val would ask what a few of the...

CONTINUING TRANSMISSION.....

Cree:Easy..I brainwashed her!she works for me now cuz she's a

Numbah2:Let me guess a vampire?

Cree:No Technically she's a flingpire like a mosquito only not considered a monster.

Numbah5:Enough talk Cree...lets fight.

Cree:So little Abbey wants to hurry up and get it over with huh?Okay then hehe...(pulls out a-


TEENZ K.N.O.C.K.O.U.T)



Numbah2:But nobody's figured out how to power gasious tech yet!.


Cree:Exactly thats why I had to go to the future and get some..

Numbahs5 and 2:(gasp)

Cree:But let me tell tu it wasn't easy I had to turn the entire sector M into flingpires to...

The esmeralda City was más packed than A arco iris Monkey 50% off sale at the mall. And just as visually disurbing. People of all kinds in a manner of all clothes, similarity being only the varying shades of green, rushed past to unknown places. The mix-matched group tried to ask several people where to find the wizard, but them being children, and the questioned being adults, they were, of course, ignored. The Cowardly Lions eyes suddenly went wide, and with a yank, he pulled the Scare cuervo back.
"HEY! WHAT THE CRUD ARE YOU.....oh." The Scare cuervo spluttered, then died out.
Directly in the spot...

Numbah5:This is bad...totally bad!

Cree:Sorry to say...it gets even worse....

Numbah5:Well what am I gonna do?!this is so stupid!

Cree:Maybe tu should talk to her...me and Lela talked it out and now im dating Chad...

Numbah5:O-O...ALL ALONG ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TALK TO HER!!!!

Cree:Um...yeah..

(Numbah5 walks into the supah dupah secret room where Numbah11 had been "crashing")

Numbah5:Numbah11!!!hello!!!Jessee?!

(Jessee drops down from the ceiling dressed in black almost gótico but not quite)

Numbah5:(screams)...oh Jessee what are tu doing hanging on the ceiling?!

Numbah11:Um...nothing..hello Abigail......

Abby came to about an hour-and-a half later. She tried to yawn and stretch but couldn't. Her legs and hands were being held down por little braces.
Wally, Kuki, Megan and Val were screaming and gnashing their teeth. Maddy, Minerva, and Hoagie were shaking. A sinister voice filled the air.
"You see, tu naughty little childrens, THIS is why you're NOT supposed to enter a lab without asking. Consider this your punishment!"
Abby sighed.
"Not again...Listen, Fangface! Numbuh 5 has HAD it with tu constantly-"
She stopped when she laid eyes on the face that the voice belonged to. His face was purple...

While Kacey was being dado an offer she couldn't afford to refuse, all the other girls- well, MOST of the other girls- were fooling around with her stuff. Abby was listening to her iPod, and Kiki was asleep. Thankfully, they were smart enough to not bug her. Waking her up, as they learned early on, would be catastrophic.
"HIDE-AND-SEEK TIME!" Minerva called out. Val and Megan took off in a flash. As Minerva counted, Maddy and Kuki struggled to find a place to hide. She was nearing 20, so they dashed into Kacey's closet, and slammed the door shut. Minerva smiled. She knew exactly where the...

October. One of Kiki's favorito! months. October meant halloween and halloween meant vampires, goblins, witches, ghosts, and things of that nature. Kiki por nature was sweet, mildly naive, and kind of girly, but she could never turn down a creepy monster movie....unlike Kuki, who shrieked at the mere mention of a spook.

She impatiently paced in the mission prep room, dressed in her purple cat nightgown.
"Guys, come ON!! The 'Month Of Monsters' mostrar is TONIGHT! I wanna get to the theater before it gets crowded!"
Tonight, at the old theater downtown, they were mostrando a whole bunch of old monster...

The BB Gun's bullet made an awful noise. Especially when it entered Wally's head. Everyone gasped. Even Falken. Wally had a few segundos to reach up to his head before falling over. Falken couldn't believe he just shot someone. Falken tried to run. Christian and David grabbed him por the arms. Kacey had went into shock. She fell over too. Kuki was only a few feet away. She began to cry when she saw what her fecha had done. She ran to Wally's aid.
"You idiot!" Kuki yelled. "You didn't have to hurt him! What did he ever do to you?"
"He kicked me in the groin!" Falken shouted.
"Well, it's not gonna...

The Dance was probably the best dance Sierra Verde had ever held. There was a sweet DJ. There was a disco ball. They even had a colorful dance floor built in the ground! Kacey, David, and Christian arrived. They each let out their own "Whoa." Nearby, they could see Falken getting some punch. Kuki was over on the dance floor waiting for him. She had a pretty rosado, rosa dress on with ruffled sleeves and on the bottom was ruffled too. Falken returned with some punch. Kuki smiled. She took the puñetazo, ponche and drank it. Over on the other side of the Gym, tu could see Kiki and Megan talking. Kacey's eyes bulged....

Every one was in the cafeteria eating lunch, but today wasn't like any other día i mean... different-er than any other one. After the school bells ring for the last time for the day. Wally and Hoagie decided to mix up the día instead of going to the árbol house but don't leave the school(how sucky ..yet not)and take screws out of teacher chairs and putting cinder blocks and making people trip face-first into 'stuff' on the ground. *RIIIING* "there goes the lunch campana RACE YA TO THE PLAY GROUND!" wally shouted to hoagie but kuki grabbed him por the capucha, campana while numbuh 2 was pushing people out of...