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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Clark: tu were drinking, right?
Lois: Those days are over. No más alcohol. And that includes cough syrup and ron cakes.

Clark: Lois, what are tu doing here?
Lois: I could ask tu the same question, but it seems fairly obvious, hef.

Clark: [To Geoff] I’m sorry. She’s under a lot of stress lately.
Lois: No. Stress is when you’re stuck in traffic o tu have a midterm for a class you’ve never been to. I’m out on bail and looking to be locked up for manslaughter.

Geoff: I can’t tell tu how to pick your friends, Clark, but that chick seems like trouble.
Clark: I’m starting to figure that...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Lois: You’ve just been hit por lightning, you’re stark naked, and, uh, tu don’t even remember your own name. tu have a fairly loose definition of “fine.”

Lois: [Still holding onto Clark's arm, she walks him down the hall.] Do tu know how many people are struck por lightning every year? Hardly any. tu know how many survive? Even less. And the number who get picked up por lost drivers? Zero. So far, you’re three for three, so how about a little less complaining and a little más adelante, hacia adelante motion.

Clark: tu talk a lot.
Lois: Well, I’m just not very comfortable with uncomfortable silence,...
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posted by chels125843
My first ever clois fic and this is an AU taking place after season 8's episode "Bride". I would REALLY like some feedback!! thanks!! :)<3


Chapter 1: The Lois Factor


She crawled into cama as tears rolled down her cheeks. She just lay there choking back sobs; feeling paralyzed as memories of that día came rushing back to her with a whirlwind of heartbreak. Her cover had been blown, she could no longer pretend she didn’t have feelings for the dorky farm boy when all she wanted to do was run her hands through his thick dark hair and kiss him. Her hands gripped her blanket tight as she thought...
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posted by chels125843
wow if you've read up to here I'd like to say THANK YOU! :) hehe it means a lot to me! this is the longest chapter so far I know its still not that long but whatever thats how I roll ;) BUT I think it might just be the best...but how would I know? ;) and I feel the need to remind tu all that FEEDBACK = amor AND A VERY HAPPY CHELSEA! :D<33 if tu want more, comment!!



Chapter 3: Make a Wish

Clark was lying on the sofá taking a quick nap when his phone rang. He checked the caller ID and it read "Chloe".
"Clark how many times do I have to call to remind you!?" Her voice sounding irritated on...
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posted by chels125843
The segundo chapter! thank tu for actually lectura this hah I know there are SUCH amazing fics out there but I thought I would just have fun and give it a shot, and once again feedback = LOVE! :D<33



Chapter 2: Post-Seduction Heartbreak

By the time she got back to the Talon it was well past 11 so she assumed her cousin would be fast asleep. She didn’t want to have to face her after all that’s gone on today; after all she does have a way of finding things out so she didn’t want to risk it. She quietly opened the door and crept into the apartment. To her dismay her cousin was sitting on...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Lois: Actually, I kind of… hit him.
Clark: tu hit him? With your car?
Lois: [Sarcastic] No, with my fist.

Chloe: She’s bringing inicial strays now, huh? [Chloe gets back to her feet] How is the new tenant?
Clark: Lois? Well, she, uh, re-recorded our answering machine, uses all the hot water, oh, and she took over my bedroom. She’s doing great.

Clark: Just playing with Skippy here.
Lois: We’re not gonna call him Skippy.
Clark: Okay, Lois, what would tu like to call him?
Lois: Let’s see. He’s annoying, and I can’t seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick… I think we should...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Clark: Lois, what’s going on?
Lois: What do tu mean?
Clark: tu made us breakfast, you’re offering to do chores. tu want something.
Lois: No. It’s called being nice.
Clark: Yeah, well, if tu were any nicer, we’d starve.

Lois: Um… meet my sister Lucy. She was kind of hoping she could crash here for a couple days.
Lucy: I know it’s last minute, but I had this school break, and I’m willing to sleep in the barn.
Clark: No, that’s okay. Lois can sleep in the barn.

Clark: So, Lucy, Lois has told us absolutely nothing about you.
Lucy: Well there’s not much to tell.
Lois: Oh, please. Let...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
#4.08 Spell

Clark: Hey, Lois. What are tu doing here? Why aren’t tu at school?
Lois: We’re having a surprise party for Chloe’s 18th birthday in your barn, remember?
Clark: No. I remember telling tu tu couldn’t have it here.
Lois: [Handing the box to Clark] Too late now. Everyone’s already been invited, and tu really don’t want it getting back to Chloe that tu rained on her shindig. That would hurt her feelings.
Clark: [Incredulous] What?
Lois: Then I’d have to hurt you.
Clark: Listen, Lois, I don’t want–
Lois: Can tu give me a hand with these? I have to get the wheels back...
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posted by Crazy-Chica
Heyy smallville fans! Im would like to tell tu all why Clois is the best couple. Im sorry if this soapbox articulo offends some people but
Chlark and Clana, are not meant to be, and yes I DO have proof.

Clana kept on breaking up and it was mostly
Clarks fault, for not telling Lana his secret. So basically they are NOT meant to be cuz he couldnt trust her with his secret. It was just 7th season when he told her. So even though he didnt tell Lois yet they are totally meant to be.

Chloe and Clark arent meant to be either. They are ONLY FRIENDS!! Sorry but that is ALL they will EVER be!

Clois has had many moments where it shows that they are meant to be together.

Thanks for reading!
~Crazy-Chica~
Clois forever! <333
posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Martha: [To Clark] So, this is your little secret. You’re taking her to the Prom, aren’t you?
Clark: [He snorts] Lois?
Lois: Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
Martha: So what, tu two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
Clark: [Embarrassed] Mom!
Lois: I don’t mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but, uh, did tu crack open the cooking sherry?
Martha: Of course not! I’m just super-pumped about Prom.

Lois: [Smiling] How do I look?
Clark: [Unsure] Looks like you’re going to the...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
#4.21 Forever

Lois: I’m impressed, Smallville. Of all the seniors skipping the last día of school, I didn’t expect to see you.
Clark: I’m on lunch break.
Lois: Right, right. Because why would tu do anything like any other normal teenager in America?

Lois: How cliche, an abandoned warehouse.
Clark: tu know maybe there’s another way in around the corner. Why don’t tu go check? I’ll see if I can find a key for this lock.
Lois: [Doubtful] Keys? Well, I highly doubt they’re under the welcome mat, but, uh, tu knock yourself out.

#4.22 Commencement

Lois: Nightmare? So that’s what all this...
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posted by chels125843
so i wrote it and i thought i might as well post it here too since i publicado the others, why the hell not right? ;) anyways we know i amor feedback, even though i dont get any lmao! hope tu like it ! :D

Chapter 4: Truth Be Told

2 months later.

It was one of the Planet’s busiest work days and the bullpen was full of people rushing to finish their reports before the deadline, everyone that is, but Clark. He sat at his escritorio moving back and forth with his chair as he watched Lois deeply focused with her work. The concept of deadlines and reports meant nothing to him as he was sitting across from...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Chloe: Well, not so much. He has amnesia, and he’s having a hard time—
Lois: Again?
Clark: What do tu mean again?
Lois: Well, at least this time tu got clothes on.

Lois: Yeah, just leave Mr. Memory Reboot to me. I’m getting to be a pro at this. [To Clark] But tu know what? You’re gonna have to put up with PB and J because that’s the extent of my culinary skills.

Lois: Looks like one más thing tu don’t remember. tu usually hide all those emotions. I came to ask if tu were doing okay. But it looks like I got my answer.
Clark: My life is a complete void. How would tu feel?
Lois: Oh,...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Clark: That wouldn’t be the reason. Thanks, I don’t really consider myself a geek.
Lois: So… what do tu see yourself as?
Clark: I don’t know. An outsider, I guess.
Lois: [She laughs.] That’s a recipe for wedgies if I’ve ever heard one.

Sam: Not to worry, though. I’m sure that Clark will be happy to mostrar tu around.
Clark & Lois: [Worried.] Around where?
Sam: Bright and early tomorrow morning. [He turns back to them.] tu start smallville High.

Clark: Hey, hey! The last time I checked, tu were missing a few prerequisites for being in here.
Lois: [Smug.] So tu have been checking...
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posted by xxxxsammyxxxx
Lois: Okay, Commando, I don’t get you. Half the time, you’re all meek “Yes, Ma” and “Yes, Pa”, and the other half, tu are the most overconfident guy I’ve ever met.
Clark: It doesn’t happen to tu much, does it? Not being able to peg someone right away?
Lois: Oh, get over yourself. tu are not that complicated.

Lois: Nothing like a little North por Northwest action to get the blood pumping, huh?
Clark: [Embarrassed.] Um… we usually take turns in the bathroom.
Lois: Oh, don’t start with me, Smallville. You’re the one taking the marathon shower. [Pulling a brush through her hair.]...
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1. B/c she went to smallville to look for him (Crusade)
2. B/c she had a hard time just looking at his face (Crusade)
3. B/c she has a soft spot for stray perros and naked guys (Crusade)
4. B/c "give [her] a nerd with glasses anyday" (Crusade)
5. B/c she's not alone anymore (Crusade)
6. B/c he invited her to stay on the farm with him (Crusade)
7. B/c he only remember her and flying (Crusade)
8. B/c she thinks his mom's cool (Crusade)
9. B/c she calls him Smallville
10. B/c he was impressed por her kung fu fighting skills (Gone)
11. B/c he checked out her legs (Gone)
12. B/c they just ducha, ducha de together (Gone)...
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