Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Any time. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
Dan: So, tu guys wanna sit together at lunch?
Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, tu and I come from different worlds. In my world, if I'm suspended o expelled, a wing is donated in the bajo name.
Dan: That sounds like quite a world.
Chuck: It's not perfect, I'll admit.
Chuck: What do the Humphreys have to offer? Your dad's cassingle?
Dan: Hey, last time I checked, I still owed tu a black eye. So, unless this is tu coming to claim it, stay away from her.
Dan: tu should put a campana on.
Chuck: Kinky. I'll think about it.
Dan: But... why?
Chuck: They anoint Amanda into their fold, she'll be bound por their laws. Namely she won't be allowed to fecha ex-boyfriends. Namely you.
Dan: I'm good with just one.
Chuck: You're either in for the full ride, o you're out.
Dan: Okay, pass me the shots.
Chuck: That's just a chaser.
Dan: What is that?
Chuck: Does it matter? Down the rabbit hole, then we go out the door.
Chuck: She's not coming. Amanda.
Dan: What are tu talking about?
Chuck: She met some new friends, they extended an invitation to her for lunch. Hockey sticks were involved. tu know how persuasive our girls can be.
Chuck: I hope they make a Humphrey sandwich.
Chuck: For what it's worth, Humphrey, tu had my back. Never thought I'd say this, but thanks.
Chuck: You're about to see the real Serena.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all!
Chuck: Arthur! Pull over!
Dan: This isn't Brooklyn. Aren't tu taking me home?
Chuck: Get out.
Dan: Wait, no, I don't -
Chuck: Tonight was nothing. You're just a drunken idiot. My amusement for the night.
Dan: Can I at least have my shoes?
Dan: Well, look, I gotta admit, this ... this was awesome. We gotta do this again.
Dan: How do tu know so many twins?
Chuck: Twins find me?
Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I'd like to experience the world of Chuck Bass.
Chuck: You're lucky I'm bored.
Dan: Is that a yes?
Chuck: Get in, before I change my mind.
Dan: I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. To experience some new things.
Chuck: Are tu gay?
Dan: I know... we don't like each other. tu think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody.
Chuck: I don't think of you.
Chuck: It's like the plague. Only instead of vermin on my doorstep, I get the human being. Beat it, Humphrey. My sister doesn't dig stalkers.
Dan: Wow. Someone loves Chuck Bass.
Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure.
Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!
Chuck: It will ruin our family. Don't do it. Please.
Chuck: What are tu doing HERE?!
Blair: He's just upset, and loaded-
Chuck: What are tu doing at my father's funeral? tu think I WANT tu here?
Dan: Chuck, if this is about the article, tu know I didn't write it.
Chuck: tu think I CARE about your failed attempt at investigative journalism?! My father's DEAD because of your father.
Gossip Girl: Spotted at Victrola, Lonely Boy and Chuck bajo having a corazón to heart. What o who do they have talk about? And will Serena will be the last to know?
Chuck: It's done as soon as tu tell her... Sharing a sibling is a bit much, even for me.
Dan: Any time. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
Dan: So, tu guys wanna sit together at lunch?
Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, tu and I come from different worlds. In my world, if I'm suspended o expelled, a wing is donated in the bajo name.
Dan: That sounds like quite a world.
Chuck: It's not perfect, I'll admit.
Chuck: What do the Humphreys have to offer? Your dad's cassingle?
Dan: Hey, last time I checked, I still owed tu a black eye. So, unless this is tu coming to claim it, stay away from her.
Dan: tu should put a campana on.
Chuck: Kinky. I'll think about it.
Dan: But... why?
Chuck: They anoint Amanda into their fold, she'll be bound por their laws. Namely she won't be allowed to fecha ex-boyfriends. Namely you.
Dan: I'm good with just one.
Chuck: You're either in for the full ride, o you're out.
Dan: Okay, pass me the shots.
Chuck: That's just a chaser.
Dan: What is that?
Chuck: Does it matter? Down the rabbit hole, then we go out the door.
Chuck: She's not coming. Amanda.
Dan: What are tu talking about?
Chuck: She met some new friends, they extended an invitation to her for lunch. Hockey sticks were involved. tu know how persuasive our girls can be.
Chuck: I hope they make a Humphrey sandwich.
Chuck: For what it's worth, Humphrey, tu had my back. Never thought I'd say this, but thanks.
Chuck: You're about to see the real Serena.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all!
Chuck: Arthur! Pull over!
Dan: This isn't Brooklyn. Aren't tu taking me home?
Chuck: Get out.
Dan: Wait, no, I don't -
Chuck: Tonight was nothing. You're just a drunken idiot. My amusement for the night.
Dan: Can I at least have my shoes?
Dan: Well, look, I gotta admit, this ... this was awesome. We gotta do this again.
Dan: How do tu know so many twins?
Chuck: Twins find me?
Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I'd like to experience the world of Chuck Bass.
Chuck: You're lucky I'm bored.
Dan: Is that a yes?
Chuck: Get in, before I change my mind.
Dan: I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. To experience some new things.
Chuck: Are tu gay?
Dan: I know... we don't like each other. tu think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody.
Chuck: I don't think of you.
Chuck: It's like the plague. Only instead of vermin on my doorstep, I get the human being. Beat it, Humphrey. My sister doesn't dig stalkers.
Dan: Wow. Someone loves Chuck Bass.
Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure.
Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!
Chuck: It will ruin our family. Don't do it. Please.
Chuck: What are tu doing HERE?!
Blair: He's just upset, and loaded-
Chuck: What are tu doing at my father's funeral? tu think I WANT tu here?
Dan: Chuck, if this is about the article, tu know I didn't write it.
Chuck: tu think I CARE about your failed attempt at investigative journalism?! My father's DEAD because of your father.
Gossip Girl: Spotted at Victrola, Lonely Boy and Chuck bajo having a corazón to heart. What o who do they have talk about? And will Serena will be the last to know?
Chuck: It's done as soon as tu tell her... Sharing a sibling is a bit much, even for me.
Relationships
Book Series
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen (girlfriend)
Vanessa Abrams (girlfriend)
Mystery Craze (fling)
Elise Wells (fling)
Monique (fling)
Bree (fling)
Greg (dated)
TV Series
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen
First Relationship:
Start Up: Pilot (101)
Broke Up: Woman On the Verge (117)
Reason: Serena lied to Dan and told him that she cheated on him.
segundo Relationship:
Start Up: Summer Kind of Wonderful (201)
Broke Up: The Dark Night (203)
Reason: The two realized they were in two different places.
Georgina Sparks
Start Up: Woman on the Verge (117)
Broke Up: Much "I Do" About Nothing (118)
Reason: Dan learned the truth about Georgina.
Book Series
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen (girlfriend)
Vanessa Abrams (girlfriend)
Mystery Craze (fling)
Elise Wells (fling)
Monique (fling)
Bree (fling)
Greg (dated)
TV Series
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen
First Relationship:
Start Up: Pilot (101)
Broke Up: Woman On the Verge (117)
Reason: Serena lied to Dan and told him that she cheated on him.
segundo Relationship:
Start Up: Summer Kind of Wonderful (201)
Broke Up: The Dark Night (203)
Reason: The two realized they were in two different places.
Georgina Sparks
Start Up: Woman on the Verge (117)
Broke Up: Much "I Do" About Nothing (118)
Reason: Dan learned the truth about Georgina.