Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a fecha night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.

1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!

2) God dicho that tu were made in his image, and boy, was He right!

3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!

4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!

5) tu must be a fisher of men, 'coz tu just reeled me in!

6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

7) tu float my ark

8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?

9) tu are perfect, except with all the sin.

10) I went on a playa mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.

11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough pan de molde, pan and pescado for 2 people.

12) It's obvious to me that tu sprouted from the good kinda soil.

13) How many times do I have to walk around tu to make tu fall for me?

14) tu put the “stud” in Bible study.

15) Last night I was lectura in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.