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ElsaFrozen said:
Get an abortion (Yes, Christians are the number-one customers!) Not abstain from the appearance of evil (Christians don’t like Goodfellas o the Sopranos?) Accuse others (Christians are always accusing others, just look at the right wing) Not acknowledge iniquity (By being anti-gay, they’re breaking this!) Commit adultery (50% of all marriages ending in divorce says somebody’s cheatin’) Look at a woman with lust (Umm, cerveza ads? Sports Illustrated Swimsuit? Hello!) Be afraid of people (So, Christians don’t fear robbers o rapists?) Have unjustified anger (Nobody’s ever been in a bad mood, huh?) Be angry with your brother (Yeah, brothers never fight!) Be anxious (Well, explain the shrinks and billion-dollar Xanax industry) Argue (Seriously? Arguing is a sin against God! Name the person who doesn’t sin) Arrogance (Hey, just believing your religion is the right one is arrogant) Be ashamed (We’re getting into “LOL” territory here, but anyway…) Commit assault (It’s not just atheists filling those court dockets!) Believe astrología (Again, it’s not atheists buying those horoscopes) Babble vainly (Any cocksure “I’m the best” stuff qualifies) Back-bite (Ever speak behind someone’s back? Sinner!) Baptized before accepting jesús (Every baptized baby ever…sinners all!) Bitterness (Yes, if you’re upset over something, tu have sinned against God) Not bless those who curse tu (If tu get a FU from someone, tu sin unless tu say thanks) Not bless persecutors (If tu get falsely accused of something, again, tu must say thanks) Eat blood (Do tu like rare steaks? Well, the bad news is you’re going to hell) Boasting (Oh, tu want to mostrar off your collection? Try it in hell, buddy!) Judge (If tu form opinions about someone, good o bad, tu have sinned) Not feed the hungry (If tu don’t voluntarily feed the hungry, tu are sinning) Not shelter the homeless (If tu don’t invite homeless into your home, tu are sinning) Not visiting prisoners (If tu don’t visit inmates, tu are sinning) Not receive sick children (If tu don’t take in sick children, tu are sinning) Touch! (That’s right, Scooter. If tu even so much as touch God’s servants, tu have sinned) Be a busybody (Not really sure what this means, but if you’re active, you’re a sinner) Be carnal (You like to be horny and have good sex? See how tu like hell, mister!) Not have charity (If you’re not giving to charity, you’re a sinner) Not spank a disobedient child (You read that right; tu are supposed to beat unruly children, and to not do so is a sin against God!)
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