1. Poke him with his own cane.
2. Spill your drink on his lap "by accident", say that you're drunk.
3. Run towards him, hug him and say "I amor you, David Bowie!"
4. Grab the closest cane-like object near tu and dance like him on the club dance-floor.
5. Occasionally ask him if he and Quorra were más than friends.
6. Spank him with his own cane.
7. Ask him every hora if he likes Gem.
8. Yell "OMG, Ziggy Stardust!!" whenever tu see him.
9. Whenever he gives tu a drink, ask him what he put in it.
10. Tell him you're looking for Zuse, when he tells tu he "is" Zuse, say "YOU LIE!!!"
11. Tell all the...
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