I saw this in the NCIS spot, and I thought it would be fun to do here.

You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below.

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Castle
02 or 32 min → Beckett
03 or 33 min → Esposito
04 or 34 min → Ryan
05 or 35 min → Lanie
06 or 36 min → Captain Montgomery
07 or 37 min → Martha
08 or 38 min → Alexis
09 or 39 min → Castle and Beckett
10 or 40 min → Ryan and Esposito
11 or 41 min → Esposito and Lanie
12 or 42 min → Beckett and Lanie
13 or 43 min → Castle and Esposito
14 or 44 min → Castle and Ryan
15 or 45 min → Castle and Martha
16 or 46 min → Castle and Alexis
17 or 47 min → Martha and Alexis
18 or 48 min → Castle and Lanie
19 or 49 min → Beckett and Alexis
20 or 50 min → Castle and Captain Montgomery
21 or 51 min → Beckett and Captain Montgomery
22 or 52 min → Esposito and Captain Montgometry
23 or 53 min → Ryan and Captian Montgomery
24 or 54 min → Lanie and Captain Montgomery
25 or 55 min → Castle at his apartment
26 or 56 min → Beckett at a bar
27 or 57 min → Esposito at a crime scene
28 or 58 min → Ryan at his desk
29 or 59 min → Lanie in the morgue
30 or 00 min → Captain Montgomery in his office

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot