#1: (live audience scene): Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times. Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd tu leave the toilet asiento up? Peele: perra WHY WAS tu LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2: (live audience scene): Girl in audience: (laughing too hard) Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3: Key: (texting angrily) do tu even WANT to hang out!? Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
Now here is the real R Rated animated batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham por Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian Londres city, batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, tu would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character tu would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
#2: Mason: Woods, tu look like hammered shit! Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!
#3: Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) tu do that again! I'll kill you!
#4: Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.
Percy: *walks along station* Pete: Percy, I have some bad news. Percy: What is it? Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the día off. So we got tu another poni, pony to work with. Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he? Pete: He's right here.
The new poni, pony was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.
I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(
Sociopath: At times.
Smoking Is Cool: He loves joints of weed.
Beware the Silly Ones: Saten may be immature, sarcastic, and playful. But he can also be violent.. Especially if Derpy is being threatened.
Jerk Ass: At times . Not Good with Rejection: manzana, apple Jack broke up with him. And he ended up stalking her.
All Men Are Perverts: Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. He says he even got a restraining order from Laura Frost.
I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts o anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.
Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious. This movie is so scary, yet so awesome. Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable. Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 o something.. So.. Old-ish..
Anyway.. Here's what happens..
A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open por itself. He...
It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.
Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...
"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"
But nothing else was written against the grave, no comentario like tu would see on many gravestones. It just dicho her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.
"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...
"Why is it when ever 'I' have fun.. It's wrong?" - Squidward..
Although he is now más of a jerk, it is not all his fault.
His annoyance with Spongebob and Patrick grew larger and larger with each season. But in his defense. Spongebob and Patrick's stupidity increased más and más with each season, and they always break into his house when he's trying to enjoy alone time..
Mr. Krabs also blackmails him to work and barely pays him anything.
Whenever he tries to make any piece of art, he gets turned down for something far less well designed.
Though Squidward DOSE do bad things, he usually gets...
#1: Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as tu are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.
#2: Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!? Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach. Hines: Is that what tu THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because tu decided to start standing in open territory!
#3: Hines: STOP IT! o I WILL SET tu ON FIRE!!
#4: Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!
#5: Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
Anderson: Please support the official release, tu protestant fuckbucket.
Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favorito! cereal- (gets decapitacated) Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favorito! cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE! Anderson: Well. tu know what time it is.. (Rape time)
Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?
Intergra: tu do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement. Anderson: Oh. And...
#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS calle (1980's): Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger? Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing. Watch the original. This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary. And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one. He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with tu instead of killing tu straight away. And...
#1: AVGN: tu know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time) AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and más than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to mostrar that children really do give más of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING: Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person. Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves. Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to). When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted por most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole). And she is eventually possessed por Bathsheba herself. And tired murdering her youngest daughter. But protagonists stop her....
#10: GARY TAKES A BATH: We never realized this as a kid. But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking. If tu don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..
#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT: The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one respuestas seems rather disturbing for a kid show..
#8: CLAMS: Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..