#1: (live audience scene): Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times. Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd tu leave the toilet asiento up? Peele: perra WHY WAS tu LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2: (live audience scene): Girl in audience: (laughing too hard) Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3: Key: (texting angrily) do tu even WANT to hang out!? Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
Anderson: Please support the official release, tu protestant fuckbucket.
Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favorito! cereal- (gets decapitacated) Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favorito! cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE! Anderson: Well. tu know what time it is.. (Rape time)
Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?
Intergra: tu do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement. Anderson: Oh. And...
Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and más than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to mostrar that children really do give más of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
#1: Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill tu both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell tu all the cool shit I want for Christmas. Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood. Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2: Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o. [gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship] Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3: Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill tu both, slice tu open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers! Elliot Salem: I mean...
#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING: Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person. Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves. Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to). When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted por most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole). And she is eventually possessed por Bathsheba herself. And tired murdering her youngest daughter. But protagonists stop her....
#1: "It's one if tu want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if tu drop a glass cerveza bottle.. tu pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"
#2: "Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"
#3: "There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... o there's also the fact...
“Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice as the story we knew of sugar and spice.”
There’s long been rumors as to how exactly rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the arco iris department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What’s known is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colores of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated arco iris pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city.
Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea.. But he'll forgive me. Always dose..
#1: BILLY GREY: In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the ángeles of Death as a peace offering.
Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE ángeles OF DEATH. And within only five minutos after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war. So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.
In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash) Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road) Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox) Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary
#2: Gun Stores
Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did tu get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area Clerk: Capitalism Wind: Of course.
#1: THE GOVERNOR - WALKING DEAD: The Governor has gotten a bad envolver, abrigo on The Walking Dead thus far. Sure, he killed his bestie Milton and practically sealed Andrea’s sad fate in the midst of waging war on Rick and the prison gang, but is the former dad really evil, o is he just trying to do his best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world?
The Gov’s portrayer, David Morrissey, had an interesting perspective on his counterpart’s motivations and psyche, which he voiced during San Diego Comic-Con last month. “At the end of last season, he was in a very dark place — but he feels like they...
#1: PIPS DEATH: I think we all know why this scene is here :(
#2: SARAS KILLING ZOMBIE WORKERS: The valentine brothers turned all the guards into ghouls and Saras goes insane and kills the ghouls.. Guess killing ghouls would of been okay. But the look on Intergia's face made me feel bad about it.. :(
#3: SARAS GETS TORTURED por ZORIN: I am a very twisted person. But this is fuckin BRUTAL..
#4: ALUCARD'S PAST: he was enslaved por Ottoman conquerors when he was a child (making an exchange of noble children was often used to maintain peace between Turk and Christian Kingdoms) and suffred the worst childhood...
SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)
Saten: *drunkily* H hola aguardiente de manzana, applejack AppleJack: Are ya drunk o something? Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week. (Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear aguardiente de manzana, applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.) Saten: I I amor tu Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY! AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
It's not as good as I hoped. But. Nor was it as bad as I expected.
It's.. In between.
I haven't forgot it's Japennesse. And. Not trying to be racist. But Japen has all the weird shit. Ever seen there commericals? All tu have to do is go onto Windwakers club. He has these fucked up TV commericals. And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.
Didn't really have a favorito! character. Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode. Ever seen his clips. He's actually pretty funny in the real one. Too bad the actor, Josh...