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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, tu protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favorito! cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favorito! cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. tu know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: tu do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea oso, oso de is a large piranha-like pescado with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked por one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea oso, oso de is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea oso, oso de took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea oso, oso de then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...
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“Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice as the story we knew of sugar and spice.”

There’s long been rumors as to how exactly rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the arco iris department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What’s known is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colores of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated arco iris pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city.

Next, that...
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MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know tu won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot tu in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD tu CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Londres bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Londres Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do tu know what my parte superior, arriba three favorito! things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. segundo is Nazis. Can tu guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: tu will witness what happens what here today, and tu will will speak of it later.. Except tu won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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