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5 dead rising bosees I don't even BOTHER with most times

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#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!

#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!

#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!

#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine

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Windwakerguy430 Leon's a piece of shit. Worst boss in the game :P

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parte superior, arriba 5 South Park songs..

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#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..

#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..

#3: MAKE amor EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favorito! song por him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..

#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..

#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I amor how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..

THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES; Full first season.. [orginally publicado the episodes in 2015]

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EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a misceláneo magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract tu as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) tu just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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Bojack part 14 (episodes 8 to 20, SEASON 3)

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Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this mostrar a few más times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..

Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.

I am gonna have too watch this again.

Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..

But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..

Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..

Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 1 & 2

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Thanks too AMC, breaking Bad was played all thought christmas.. I PVR'd every every episode, in order.. And I mean EVER episode..

If tu remember o not, I dicho I would possibly do reviews of Breaking Bad.. And turns out, I was right about that, so here I go..

Frankly, compared too MONSTER and BOJACK HORSEMAN (ironically Aaron Paul is the reason I watch BoJack, and because of Breaking Bad).. These reviews will be REAL reviews.. Lengthy, well thoughtout, and very worth reading..

So.. Last time I watched this show, I stopped around the beginning of season 3.. As it got rather boring.. Now.. With...

Like Nostalgia Critic I have cine I like, that most others DON'T

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#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had más screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...

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parte superior, arriba ten songs that use scream metal the RIGHT way..

posted by Canada24

#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).

#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..

#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH puñetazo, ponche - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..

#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..

#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..

#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:

#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:

#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:

#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:

#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:

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I made character profiles for my GTA stories..

posted by Canada24

DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared por Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...

Rob Dyrdek on Smosh.. (I amor this guy so much)

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Canada24's parte superior, arriba ten halloween movies:

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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS calle (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with tu instead of killing tu straight away.
And...

Expirments of Twilight Sparkle

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Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle

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I found an old BEST JONTRON frases from me.. So reposting it :)

posted by Canada24

#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: tu know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS amor YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN tu DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...

On The Block Episode 26

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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic arco iris is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...

Canada24 reviews vampiros KISS:

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So today we are talking a "movie" from 1987.

Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.

I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.

link

Guess we should talk about the plot..

Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded por a...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 20

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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy día in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't tu work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive....

MOST EVIL VILLAINS PART 2:

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Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..

#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:

Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight tu are not quite sure what he is about o how dangerous he is although tu have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a más mysterious role than the other villains. Although...

The glowing eye thing in Hellsing, is always so spooky

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Crazy Times 2 Part 19

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"Gracie, tu alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, tu animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for tu sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, actuación like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part one

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"NONE OF tu FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...

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What is my funniest, story summary

posted by Canada24

THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy tu guys enjoyed even más then I "thought" tu people would..."

SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless tu like stupid comedies por an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"

ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"

CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".

Trevor meets Twilight

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