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Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did tu say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) tu had one fucking job and tu couldn't fucking do that!
Pagan Min: And I got blood all over my fucking shoes!
[turns to Ajay]
Pagan Min: At least there's a silver lining. tu didn't completely fuck it up.
[helps Ajay up]
Pagan Min: Get up, boy. I'd recognize those eyes anywhere...
[hugs him]
Pagan Min: I'm so sorry about this. This was supposed to be... well, *not this*. We have a party waiting for you, but I don't think I know your name.
[squats por Darpan]
Pagan Min: Who is this? Hmm? Is this your plus-one?
[turns back]
Pagan Min: Strong silent type. I like it.
Pagan Min: I am terribly sorry about all this. This was supposed to be very simple, but tu know if tu give comida to monkeys, they just throw their shit at each other.
[holds out the bloody pen]
Pagan Min: Oh, would tu hold this?
[Ajay takes it]
Pagan Min: Just a moment... I want to get a little...
[pulls out a camera]
Pagan Min: picture. Right into the camera, there we are.
[takes photo, then looks at it]
Pagan Min: Awesome. Don't worry about a thing, boy. This will soon be behind us and we'll be off on our grand adventure.
[walks to his helicopter]
Pagan Min: Because I have cleared my calendar for you! tu and I are gonna TEAR SHIT UP!

Pagan Min: [over radio] Uncle Pagan here, just checking in on my favorito! nephew. So tell me, Ajay, who are tu rooting for so far? Have tu fallen into Amita's honey pot, o have tu been dazzled por Sabal's flowing locks and bad-boy jawline? Hey, each to his own. That's your lifestyle choice to make. He isn't my cup of tea, contrary to the rash assumption some may make about my appearance. I am indeed batting for the other team. You, más than most, should know that there was only ever one woman for me, my boy..

Pegan: (stabs fork into a guy he saw texting at diner).. These terriests ruin, everything... Like dinner... Didn't anybody tell tu it's rude to text at dinner... Let me see the phone.. (to guards) Really? We aren't checking for these... Check this out boys. a "text" for help... tu don't text for help.. tu CALL for help.... Get up, tu gonna do something your do it it RIGHT... (gets up them up). say it!
Man: (weakly) Help...
Pegan min: Pethatic... louder!
an: Help.
Pegan: Shh, shh.. Now we listen... Nothing... tu see boy.. Nobody's coming.

Pegan Min: Heello.. Did we enjoy our time with CIA?.. Welcome to Deguise.. I apologize for the Spartan accomdiantons.. But tu have been a naughty little shit haven't you?.. Galavanting about with the Golden Path... And poor Paul. Are tu still sure of what he did with your, monkey friend?

Pagan Min: [over radio] Ajay, I hope tu don't mind, but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you. If tu are to lead Kyrat when this is all over, you're going to need a sharper look than denims and fucking sneakers, my boy. And that jacket. Oh, don't get me started. Why on Earth do tu need so many zippered pockets? What do tu keep in them all? Handfuls of meat? Huh, I suppose tu do. I'll make a note for my tailor: "Ajay's jacket, zippered meat pockets." Perfect. Well, don't let me slow tu down.

Pegan Min: Now, before we begin... ah... to whom am I speaking? Hm? The son who returned to scatter his mother's ashes, o the lunatic who has murdered his way to the parte superior, arriba of my mountain?

Pegan Min: I'm sure your be all be happy to know, the humors of my death are entirely FALSE... I am alive, and all is right in the world.

Pegan min: I went in there only once, as a sane man, and I came out...well, I came out like this.

Pegan Min: Way I see I see it..You can either shoot me.. Boring.. o enjoy some nice dinner.

AJ: Fuck you.
Pegan Min: Oh wow, tu didn't even blink boy
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill tu both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell tu all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill tu both, slice tu open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean...
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Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted por most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed por Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) hola cowboy? tu mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, tu DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of tu left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK tu VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where tu guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

A train is seen heading for Appleloosa. On the train is Applejack, Big Mac, and Applebloom. They're going to visit Braeburn.

Theme song link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Based off of a roleplay in fanpop.

Applejack's Double Life

Starring in alphabetical order

Big Macintosh
Pinkie Pie

Towns used for fanfiction

St. Foalis

Based off the youtube video created por TwodeePony

And now to begin the story

The train arrives at Appleloosa, and Applejack's...
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Source: me
#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered por their on youngest child, who became possessed por Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have tu see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once tu see his face in the 'movie', tu never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once tu see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...
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Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves tu kind of disturbed..

This was recommended por WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I amor Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..

Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...
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posted by Canada24
I hate doing this to my boy Packie, hearing the heartbreak in his voice.
But it's the only way for me.
I don't even like Kate.
And más importantly, Roman is going to be a father.
If he dies, the child will grow up without a REAL family.

I never do of coarse.
But if the GOOD ending wasn't available, this would be my only choice.
I can NEVER betray Mikey.
Despite his anger and hypocritical views. He is actually a pretty nice guy.
And I hate how tu heartbroken he is.
He loved Franklyn..

Any thoughts? Comments?

Please share them
added by windwakerguy430
Same as the video I publicado before
Flipqy is the best.. tu should see all my pictures of him, on my perfil
rated r
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QUESTION: How do tu hide a boner?
ANSWER: tu get a girl to hide it in

QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

QUESTION: Is is normal to be in amor with your dog?
ANSWER: tu need to see a therapist

QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 año old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If tu don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one respuestas seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

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WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He dicho it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking mostrar it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the parte superior, arriba of the list. The things that...
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La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a fan of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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Gareth: We used to help people. We saved people. Things changed. They came in and - After that... I know that you've been out there, I can see it. tu don't know what it is to be hungry. tu don't have to do this. We can walk away. And we will never cruzar, cruz paths again. I promise you.
Rick Grimes: But you'll cruzar, cruz someone's path. You'd do this to anyone, right? Besides, I already made tu a promise.
[Rick pulls out the machete he promised to kill Gareth with and swings down repeatedly as Rick's group attacks Gareth's group].

Dirty Harry: I know what you’re thinking. ’Did he fuego six...
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