#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, tu want to run? Huh? tu want to run, tu want to disrespect me? tu want to fuck with me? I mean, tu come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and tu want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give tu thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat tu up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE tu FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, tu CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell tu what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches caja, cajón de aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do tu have a fucking problem in your head? Do tu think I am bullshitting you, do tu think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed tu once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell tu the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: tu are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. tu see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE tu every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM o ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! o THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like tu know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) por the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: tu enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking cruzar, cruz and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: tu boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really amor you, cause tu two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did tu say? What did tu say? DO tu WANT ME TO SLICE tu OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! tu FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... o tu die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't tu laughing now like tu did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? tu see, thing is, up there, tu thought tu had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, tu thought tu had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) tu hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. tu didn't think I knew tu were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! tu showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here tu are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave tu that ink, hmm? I asked tu a question: who give tu that ink, hmm? Citra give tu that ink, my sister give tu that ink, huh? tu think that makes tu one of us? tu think that makes tu like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do tu have any idea how fucking rude that was?
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, tu want to run? Huh? tu want to run, tu want to disrespect me? tu want to fuck with me? I mean, tu come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and tu want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give tu thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat tu up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE tu FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, tu CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell tu what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches caja, cajón de aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do tu have a fucking problem in your head? Do tu think I am bullshitting you, do tu think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed tu once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell tu the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: tu are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. tu see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE tu every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM o ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! o THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like tu know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) por the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: tu enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking cruzar, cruz and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: tu boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really amor you, cause tu two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did tu say? What did tu say? DO tu WANT ME TO SLICE tu OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! tu FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... o tu die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't tu laughing now like tu did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? tu see, thing is, up there, tu thought tu had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, tu thought tu had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) tu hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. tu didn't think I knew tu were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! tu showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here tu are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave tu that ink, hmm? I asked tu a question: who give tu that ink, hmm? Citra give tu that ink, my sister give tu that ink, huh? tu think that makes tu one of us? tu think that makes tu like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do tu have any idea how fucking rude that was?
I'm decided to start reviewing this mostrar as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I amor Aaron Paul. So, there's that..
And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..
I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..
I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.
There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...
Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..
Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..
So, two birds I guess..
LINK: link
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I amor Aaron Paul. So, there's that..
And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..
I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..
I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.
There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...
Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..
Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..
So, two birds I guess..
LINK: link
I forgot about this show..
I'm not watching Death Note anymore..
For all those saying, tu don't like it cause tu haven't watched it.
Well, I HAVE watched it.
Truth is, I don't care about ANY of those characters, and what happens to them.
Sorry Aqua, this includes L..
So, yeah, sticking to Monster..
Here's to hoping something INTERESTING happens soon.
It's getting a bit dull..
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I'm not watching Death Note anymore..
For all those saying, tu don't like it cause tu haven't watched it.
Well, I HAVE watched it.
Truth is, I don't care about ANY of those characters, and what happens to them.
Sorry Aqua, this includes L..
So, yeah, sticking to Monster..
Here's to hoping something INTERESTING happens soon.
It's getting a bit dull..
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#1: He CAN be funny:
But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..
#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..
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But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..
#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..
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1☆ everything i do, i do it for you
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2☆ please forgive me
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3☆ summer of '69
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4☆ heaven
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5☆ run to you
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6☆ straight from the heart
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7☆ here i am
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8☆ somebody
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9☆ never let go
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10☆ kids wanna rock
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1: Clearence Little:
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill tu later in a misceláneo encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If tu do the excutution mover on him, Niko will even apologize for having killed him..
2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill playboy instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel más guilty..
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill tu later in a misceláneo encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If tu do the excutution mover on him, Niko will even apologize for having killed him..
2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill playboy instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel más guilty..
episode: ALL ABOUT THE MORMONS
Stan refuses to become Greg's friend, because he believe's his family religion is stupid, and the family is disturbingly nice..
But Greg later approaches Stan, saying he won't try to be his friend anymore, and also uses the following speech...
"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty tu couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls."
Stan refuses to become Greg's friend, because he believe's his family religion is stupid, and the family is disturbingly nice..
But Greg later approaches Stan, saying he won't try to be his friend anymore, and also uses the following speech...
"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty tu couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls."
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best frases of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..
#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. tu might the only guy I know, to be half eaten por wolves, and come back a smarter man..
#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid o tu get shot I'm happy.
#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.
#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.
#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're más ghosts than people.
#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?
#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.
#8:
Arthur: I gave tu all I had....
#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. tu might the only guy I know, to be half eaten por wolves, and come back a smarter man..
#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid o tu get shot I'm happy.
#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.
#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.
#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're más ghosts than people.
#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?
#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.
#8:
Arthur: I gave tu all I had....
