1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) hola cowboy? tu mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, tu DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of tu left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK tu VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where tu guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, por the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.
#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll mostrar tu a fuckin mind fuck!
#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate tu and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?
#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are tu speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to tu huh? tu fuck! siguiente time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck tu then".
#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. o both"
#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"
#9:
"Why, oh why, do tu exist?"
#10:
"When ever tu get a doubt in your mind. I want tu to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"
#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"
#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did tu kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do tu take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.
#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant más to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"
#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't tu got a mother!?"
#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee o I'll cut your arm off!"
16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"
#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?
#18:
"(steals perros collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"
19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"
#20:
"RUN tu LITTLE FUCK!!"
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) hola cowboy? tu mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, tu DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of tu left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK tu VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where tu guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, por the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.
#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll mostrar tu a fuckin mind fuck!
#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate tu and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?
#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are tu speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to tu huh? tu fuck! siguiente time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck tu then".
#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. o both"
#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"
#9:
"Why, oh why, do tu exist?"
#10:
"When ever tu get a doubt in your mind. I want tu to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"
#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"
#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did tu kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do tu take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.
#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant más to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"
#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't tu got a mother!?"
#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee o I'll cut your arm off!"
16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"
#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?
#18:
"(steals perros collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"
19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"
#20:
"RUN tu LITTLE FUCK!!"
