"Recording bat sonar is something soothingly akin to having one's teeth drilled."
"A Slayer slayes, a Watcher..."
"How about the end of the world?"
"The Earth is doomed."
"Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. He will, however, get over it."
"A vampire isn't a person at all. It may have the movements, the memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it's still a demon at the core. There is no halfway"
"She lives very much in the now, and well, history is very much about the then"
"A vampire in amor with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of way."