Q. So how did tu end up here Boo? How do tu like fame?
A. I just knew that haircut would be trouble. But I am cute. And my owner does take great photos. I used to be just your average Pom Pom but after that haircut and the fotos I'd have a hard time fitting in any where. And tu know what really surprises me? The neighborhood cat's are my biggest fan's and Mr Jinks the Himalayan down the calle is thinking of getting a radical new hair cut and seeing where it can take him. Maybe we'll end up in a movie. Now that would be a whole new take on gatos and perros wouldn't it.
Q. Do tu know why we've only seen pictures of your owners legs Boo? What's she hiding?
A. She's okay. Not bad looking for a human. Just a little shy. I'm just so cute that she's afraid people would only look at me. So for right now my human is going to stay in the background and I'm going to be looking for the paparazzi.
Q. So we heard tu wrote a book Boo. What secrets do tu reveal? No dark secrets going to get out are there Boo.
A. Yes my libros now available on amazonas, amazon and may soon become a best seller. I don't know about dark secrets but there are some very revealing fotos of me there that will have Pom Pom enamorados drooling. I can't help being cute can I.
Q. So Boo what's so important about Wednesdays?
A. Well I'm kind of embarrassed about it but on Wednesdays I get to go all natural. I mean I don't wear clothes on Wednesdays.Maybe my owner will be taking me to a clothing optional playa soon. I'm still waiting to hear from Heff. He hasn't made a offer for the pictures yet but tu never know. Maybe they'll let me do a foto shoot with Pamela Anderson.
Q. What is it about tu and the Chicago Cub's Boo? They aren't trying to hire tu are they?
A. Well the Cub's have always been my favorito! team and I think they should replace the oso, oso de cub mascot with me. Come on they haven't won a world series in 103 years. Maybe I could help get rid of the curse of the Billy Goat.
Q. What Curse is that Boo?
A. Well way back in 1945 a man named Billy Sianis bought a ticket for him and one for his pet billy goat and though they let them in P.K. Wrigley threw out Billy Sianis and his pet billy goat because he dicho the goat smelled bad. Before Billy Sianis left he dicho he was cursing the Cubs and they would win no more. But I'm sure if the Cub's will hire me as a new mascot being that I'm so cute the curse of the billy goat will be lifted and the Cubs will win the world series. So maybe everyone should call the Cubs and tell them to hire me as the new mascot. And I promise I don't smell bad. My human bathes me often.
Q. Okay Boo but what about your addiction to grass. Wouldn't the Cub's have to give tu a drug test?
A. The rumors won't stop will they. I will say for the record that my thing for césped, hierba is with césped, hierba tu walk on not cannabis. And I don't think the Cub's will hold that against me.
Q. So Boo tu just had a birthday back on March 16th. How many years is that in dog years for tu now?
A. Not quite sure about dog years but I am cute. Maybe they'll make a movie about me soon. And if they won't let me and Pamela Anderson make a movie how about Lady Gaga. Wonder if any body has her number? ( Boo is 35 in dog years as he was 5 years old on his last birthday )
Q. So Boo what about tu and the clothing line?
A. I just like wearing shirts and preferably pink.
Q. Boo what is the first thing most people notice about you?
A. It's the hair. I just have great hair.
Q. Boo what do tu think about the most?
A. When will my human come home.
Q. What's your favorito! thing to do Boo?
A. Well I like the attention of all the humans but I just know I could help out the Cub's if they would just call. I would just be so cute in a Cub's camisa, camiseta and hat.
Q. Boo what's your deepest darkest secret?
A. Well I do have that thing for squeaky toys.
Q. What are your favorito! things to do Boo?
A. Well lets see play with Buddy, sleep, eat, and try to be as cute as possible.
Thank tu Boo. I hope that the Cub's give tu a call.
And that was our exclusive interview with Boo the cutest dog in the world. Who would have ever thought that a little pomeranio, pomerania from a small town could have ever become so famous.
A. I just knew that haircut would be trouble. But I am cute. And my owner does take great photos. I used to be just your average Pom Pom but after that haircut and the fotos I'd have a hard time fitting in any where. And tu know what really surprises me? The neighborhood cat's are my biggest fan's and Mr Jinks the Himalayan down the calle is thinking of getting a radical new hair cut and seeing where it can take him. Maybe we'll end up in a movie. Now that would be a whole new take on gatos and perros wouldn't it.
Q. Do tu know why we've only seen pictures of your owners legs Boo? What's she hiding?
A. She's okay. Not bad looking for a human. Just a little shy. I'm just so cute that she's afraid people would only look at me. So for right now my human is going to stay in the background and I'm going to be looking for the paparazzi.
Q. So we heard tu wrote a book Boo. What secrets do tu reveal? No dark secrets going to get out are there Boo.
A. Yes my libros now available on amazonas, amazon and may soon become a best seller. I don't know about dark secrets but there are some very revealing fotos of me there that will have Pom Pom enamorados drooling. I can't help being cute can I.
Q. So Boo what's so important about Wednesdays?
A. Well I'm kind of embarrassed about it but on Wednesdays I get to go all natural. I mean I don't wear clothes on Wednesdays.Maybe my owner will be taking me to a clothing optional playa soon. I'm still waiting to hear from Heff. He hasn't made a offer for the pictures yet but tu never know. Maybe they'll let me do a foto shoot with Pamela Anderson.
Q. What is it about tu and the Chicago Cub's Boo? They aren't trying to hire tu are they?
A. Well the Cub's have always been my favorito! team and I think they should replace the oso, oso de cub mascot with me. Come on they haven't won a world series in 103 years. Maybe I could help get rid of the curse of the Billy Goat.
Q. What Curse is that Boo?
A. Well way back in 1945 a man named Billy Sianis bought a ticket for him and one for his pet billy goat and though they let them in P.K. Wrigley threw out Billy Sianis and his pet billy goat because he dicho the goat smelled bad. Before Billy Sianis left he dicho he was cursing the Cubs and they would win no more. But I'm sure if the Cub's will hire me as a new mascot being that I'm so cute the curse of the billy goat will be lifted and the Cubs will win the world series. So maybe everyone should call the Cubs and tell them to hire me as the new mascot. And I promise I don't smell bad. My human bathes me often.
Q. Okay Boo but what about your addiction to grass. Wouldn't the Cub's have to give tu a drug test?
A. The rumors won't stop will they. I will say for the record that my thing for césped, hierba is with césped, hierba tu walk on not cannabis. And I don't think the Cub's will hold that against me.
Q. So Boo tu just had a birthday back on March 16th. How many years is that in dog years for tu now?
A. Not quite sure about dog years but I am cute. Maybe they'll make a movie about me soon. And if they won't let me and Pamela Anderson make a movie how about Lady Gaga. Wonder if any body has her number? ( Boo is 35 in dog years as he was 5 years old on his last birthday )
Q. So Boo what about tu and the clothing line?
A. I just like wearing shirts and preferably pink.
Q. Boo what is the first thing most people notice about you?
A. It's the hair. I just have great hair.
Q. Boo what do tu think about the most?
A. When will my human come home.
Q. What's your favorito! thing to do Boo?
A. Well I like the attention of all the humans but I just know I could help out the Cub's if they would just call. I would just be so cute in a Cub's camisa, camiseta and hat.
Q. Boo what's your deepest darkest secret?
A. Well I do have that thing for squeaky toys.
Q. What are your favorito! things to do Boo?
A. Well lets see play with Buddy, sleep, eat, and try to be as cute as possible.
Thank tu Boo. I hope that the Cub's give tu a call.
And that was our exclusive interview with Boo the cutest dog in the world. Who would have ever thought that a little pomeranio, pomerania from a small town could have ever become so famous.