here is another one of my funny bleach storys here tu go
while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes
rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever
then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here
rukia:shinji why are tu here
shinji:because this manga says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: tu fight in two más chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here
ichigo:no rukia if tu leave then it will change the future, because if tu leave tu wont freeze grimjow and the espadas wont go back to huceo mundo and they'll kill us and then...
grimjow:ichigo shut up now lets get back to the part where i kill tu
rukia:no! dance sodeno shiriyuki, hakuren!
shinji:great rukia tu ruined the manga now your in this chapter instead of the other one
then rukia froze grimjow and grimjow and all the other espadas went back to huceo mundo
rukia:wow shinji how did tu know i was going to fight,can tu tell the future?
shinji: i just told you.... the manga... never mind no one listen to me anyways
while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes
rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever
then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here
rukia:shinji why are tu here
shinji:because this manga says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: tu fight in two más chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here
ichigo:no rukia if tu leave then it will change the future, because if tu leave tu wont freeze grimjow and the espadas wont go back to huceo mundo and they'll kill us and then...
grimjow:ichigo shut up now lets get back to the part where i kill tu
rukia:no! dance sodeno shiriyuki, hakuren!
shinji:great rukia tu ruined the manga now your in this chapter instead of the other one
then rukia froze grimjow and grimjow and all the other espadas went back to huceo mundo
rukia:wow shinji how did tu know i was going to fight,can tu tell the future?
shinji: i just told you.... the manga... never mind no one listen to me anyways