1. Tell him that tu know he didn't really care about Sirius Black
2. Make out with Ginny Weasley right in front of him
3. Tell him he sucks at Quidditch and offer him pointers on how to stay on his broomstick
4. Loudly and in great detail, tell him how much he reminds tu of Severus Snape
5. Convince him that it was Dumbledore who invented the Cruciatus Curse
6. Make him believe that he is closely related to Bellatrix Lestrange
7. Convince him that his parents used to be Death Eaters
8. Make him spend a week alone with Bellatrix Lestrange
9. Give him extra private Potions lessons with Professor Snape
10. Convince him that there's been a mistake, and that he really belongs in Slytherin
11. Tell him that if he hadn't been in Gryffindor, Dumbledore wouldn't have died
12. Make him sit through an interview por Rita Skeeter and then have to read the whole thing out loud in front of everybody
13. Make him loudly and publicly insult the Weasley Family
2. Make out with Ginny Weasley right in front of him
3. Tell him he sucks at Quidditch and offer him pointers on how to stay on his broomstick
4. Loudly and in great detail, tell him how much he reminds tu of Severus Snape
5. Convince him that it was Dumbledore who invented the Cruciatus Curse
6. Make him believe that he is closely related to Bellatrix Lestrange
7. Convince him that his parents used to be Death Eaters
8. Make him spend a week alone with Bellatrix Lestrange
9. Give him extra private Potions lessons with Professor Snape
10. Convince him that there's been a mistake, and that he really belongs in Slytherin
11. Tell him that if he hadn't been in Gryffindor, Dumbledore wouldn't have died
12. Make him sit through an interview por Rita Skeeter and then have to read the whole thing out loud in front of everybody
13. Make him loudly and publicly insult the Weasley Family
1. Only talk to purebloods
2. Tell her tu overheated Voldemort telling Lucius he should be "More like her"
3. Kill Andromida & Ted,
4. Bring her Neville & help her torture him until he's más loopy than his parents
5. Get really really good at Crucio (not as good as her)
6. Throw a cuchillo at every house elf in sight
7. Wear all black o Slytherin colores
8. Tell her how much better she is than anyone else
9. Reasure her she's Voldemort's favorite.
10. When Voldemort pushes her down, help her up & insist he's into S&M
READ THIS!!! I did write some of these, but others I am repeating. I have no idea who made them up
2. Tell her tu overheated Voldemort telling Lucius he should be "More like her"
3. Kill Andromida & Ted,
4. Bring her Neville & help her torture him until he's más loopy than his parents
5. Get really really good at Crucio (not as good as her)
6. Throw a cuchillo at every house elf in sight
7. Wear all black o Slytherin colores
8. Tell her how much better she is than anyone else
9. Reasure her she's Voldemort's favorite.
10. When Voldemort pushes her down, help her up & insist he's into S&M
READ THIS!!! I did write some of these, but others I am repeating. I have no idea who made them up
