-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone por it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would tu prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If tu haven't come to Forks then tu wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampiros and claim to be a family and adopted por the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. tu dicho that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because tu don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. tu only breathe because its a habit and tu can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though tu couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because tu claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why tu appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. tu dicho that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And por the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because tu claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why tu appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe tu should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I amor You.
Edward: Maybe tu should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force tu into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with tu forever and every single día of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I amor tu so much and I dont want tu to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase tu dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with tu forever and every single día of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will kiss tu passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let tu touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampiros don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having segundo thoughts about loving tu because i amor my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend o a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with tu again because eventhough i amor my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend o a brother but as a guy, i amor tu more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned por the autor of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just publicado this articulo to share for tu guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
Bella holds small sliver phone por it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would tu prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If tu haven't come to Forks then tu wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampiros and claim to be a family and adopted por the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. tu dicho that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because tu don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. tu only breathe because its a habit and tu can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though tu couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because tu claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why tu appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. tu dicho that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And por the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because tu claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why tu appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe tu should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I amor You.
Edward: Maybe tu should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force tu into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with tu forever and every single día of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I amor tu so much and I dont want tu to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase tu dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with tu forever and every single día of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will kiss tu passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let tu touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampiros don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having segundo thoughts about loving tu because i amor my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend o a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with tu again because eventhough i amor my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend o a brother but as a guy, i amor tu more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned por the autor of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just publicado this articulo to share for tu guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
