So it's the día after the long Thanksgiving weekend and I'm sitting at my escritorio at work thinking "Oh man, I wish I was still on vacation" when I hear two of my coworkers discussing disney women. Or, más specifically, discussing which disney cartoon female is the hottest of them all:

Coworker 1: What about Jasmine? She's hot!
Coworker 2: Yeah, but her nose was kind of on the big side, no?
Coworker 1: Maybe. What about Ariel?
Coworker 2: Mmm...isn't she underage?
Coworker 1: The Hunchback chick!
Coworker 2: Esmeralda? Mmm...yeah, she does this saucy dance in the movie...
Coworker 1: Yeah. That was hot....