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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and tu need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutos is only five minutos if tu have just been dado five más minutos to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and tu should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood por men. A loud sigh means she thinks tu are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with tu about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when tu will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, o faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying “Screw You!”.
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?". For the woman's response refer to #3.
(All of these are true! And for future reference, when I say whatever I do mean #8!! :P)
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and tu need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutos is only five minutos if tu have just been dado five más minutos to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and tu should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood por men. A loud sigh means she thinks tu are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with tu about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when tu will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, o faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying “Screw You!”.
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?". For the woman's response refer to #3.
(All of these are true! And for future reference, when I say whatever I do mean #8!! :P)
1) Elizabeth Taylor
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci
There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this lista and if tu have any others tu prefer please but them in the comments.
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci
There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this lista and if tu have any others tu prefer please but them in the comments.