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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and tu need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutos is only five minutos if tu have just been dado five más minutos to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and tu should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood por men. A loud sigh means she thinks tu are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with tu about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when tu will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, o faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying “Screw You!”.

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?". For the woman's response refer to #3.

(All of these are true! And for future reference, when I say whatever I do mean #8!! :P)