shiningmorningstar tumblr's post | Dante vs Bayonetta Death Battle 

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These are my salty ramblings and I feel that I need to say this, don’t like it, ignore it. 

Despite however powerful Dante may be, I still believe Bayonetta is much stronger than him regardless of screwattack and their not-so-thorough research. 

In their video, they pointed out how Dante’s arsenal of weapons were supposedly better than Bayo’s but, I for one disagree, Bayonetta obtains her weapons from Rodin, a “renowned demon weaponsmith” while Dante simply gets his weapons right after he beats a boss, that in mind, I would think there would be a substantial difference in the quality of weapons. Furthermore, they never showed Bayo using any of her other weapons such as Pillowtalk, Durga, Killgore, or even the shitty Odette. There are more but I’m not about to get into that. 

Now, since screwattack decided to ignore the accessories, I guess I’ll tell you a bit about them

It is said that long ago, the witch Turandot crafted this treasure while in the service of the Queen of Lhasa, hoping that the butterfly would give users divine protection. Butterflies of Protection flutter around the bracelet’s user, absorbing attacks on their behalf before breaking up.

Why didn’t they goddamn include this?! Bayonetta could have easily activated this in order for it to take some of Dante’s attacks on her behalf. 

Braces blessed by Shiva, the Indian goddess of destruction. Said to have been crafted by the witch Yaksi while serving the Vijayanagara Empire, legend states the braces have the power to repel an enemy’s attack. Yaksi was purported to have been invincible, as her mastery of this technique allowed her to nullify any attack, no matter what the strength.

 She at any point in the fight could have used this to block Dante’s attacks, maybe when he used Pandora or when he activated his devil trigger.

American Navajo legends stats that these braces were crafted by the witch known as Yenaldooshi. They allow their user to replenish their vitality by taunting an enemy. Turquoise, shunned as a source of magical power, is still in use today in Navajo talismans.

I know Bayo, she would definitely taunt. She could have used this in order to heal up at ANY point in the fight. 

Magical beads crafted by the witch Akko while in the service of the ancient Japanese queen Himiko. When its user dodges incoming danger, the beads will launch a magical counter-strike against the attacker. While the attack is incredibly powerful, it sucks the emotional strength from its user, stripping them of the ability to activate Witch Time.

The absolute fucking moment when Bayonetta learned her Witch Time could be rendered useless, she could have easily slapped this puppy on and just fucking make bombs in order to further overwhelm Dante. 

There are a two more accessories that she could have used such as Sergey’s Lover and The Infernal Communicator to also help with that. 

A vile centipede hailing from Frejentonta, a river of boiling blood in the depths of Inferno, rumors speak of it’s body exceeding ten kilometers in length.

Moving unlike anything its size, its deftness allows it to wrap around and constrict its prey in the blink of an eye.

She could have easily used this thing to fucking wrap around Dante right after he busts out of Gomorrah’s mouth, granted Balder was able to get out of it but let’s take into account the Balder iS THE RIGHT EYE. 

A giant endowed with six fearsome arms capable of pulverizing mountains, those unfortunate enough to fall underfoot of the demon are subject to days-long violent earthquakes.

Lacking knowledge, but brimming with brutality, it is said that even the most powerful of conjurers should take heed of the danger this beast presents.

Bayonetta could have used this one to fucking toss around Dante like a volleyball.

Phantasmaraneae nests upon a sea of magma, deep within the furthest reaches of Inferno. Rarely seen upon the face of the Earth, even sightings of the demon in hell are a seldom event, leading to its name, which means phantom spider.

She could have used this one to fucking trap Dante in a web. I know for a fact that Bayonetta can summon demons in succession. Sure, Dante killed one of it’s babies but that took him TWO fucking tries, this is the mom!

When the cosmos was split into light, darkness and chaos in between, the incredibly powerful Sheba was born alongside the darkness controlling the world of Inferno. As she lives in the hellish land, and is often classified as a demon; however, the full details of her existence are unknown.

Queen MOTHER FUCKING SHEBA, WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF JEANNE BEING THERE IF THEY WEREN’T GOING TO GODDAMN SUMMON SHEBA!?! Literally THIS shit pissed me off the most. They could have summoned her, Sheba would have winked at Dante or some shit before going in for the punch and Dante being Dante would have thought he could block it bUT FUCKIN’ NOPE AND INSTEAD END UP GETTING HIS FUCKING SOUL PUNCHED INTO THE MOON WHILE FLY ME TO THE MOON OR MOON RIVER PLAYED! THEY EVEN FUCKING SAID IN THE SCREWATTACK VIDEO THAT DANTE’S BIGGEST WEAKNESS WAS HIS OVERCONFIDENCE.

I’d like to thank you all if you’re still reading, seriously, kudos. 

Ebony & Ivory: (I’m not going to put in descriptions from this point on because I don’t care about this game that much) These are

regular pistols, instilled with Dante’s demonic power… Yeah, Bayonetta ended up breaking these (in the first chapter of the first game I believe.)

Gilgamesh: I’m no video game weapons expert but I’m pretty sure that Takemikazuchi would have EASILY beat this thing. Bayonetta could have just pulled it out again to do away with the gauntlets.

Lucifer: Bayonetta could have fucking used pillowtalk against this. Seriously.

Yamato: Now, I don’t know the timeline screwattack decided to go with, but at the end of DMC4 I believe Dante gives this thing to Nero, so why he had it in the fight, nobody knows. 

Quicksilver: Dante learns this ability in DMC3 then never uses it again. (Not counting chrono heart in dmc 2 but they never included any dmc2 aside from one cutscene) Hell, I’ve fucking used that shit in the game and I can tell you right now it does NOT work that well. It will last half a second, less than that if you combine it with devil trigger, it’s also dependent on the devil trigger gauge. The moment he uses it, Dante says “Haven’t used this in a while.” YOu’d think he’d be rusty and would only be able to move at a slightly less slowed down rate. Bayonetta can literally slow down time when ever she goddamn pleases and using witch time doesn’t take away from her magic meter unless she were to use the Bracelet of Time Accessory. I think that Dante being able to get the upper hand in the fight was completely and utterly ludicrous.

I think I’ve taken up enough time, I was going to include a screenshot from the fight where Dante uses Rebellion to do this blade beam attack which I believe was an attack exclusive to the reboot Dante therefore making it impossible for dante to have used the aforementioned attack but I’m not completely sure and I am not about to do the research to find out if that is the case or not. Anyway Bayonetta should have won. 

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