Barack Obama - The Dark Knight

ghost rider: hi i'm a marvel

batman: I'm going...to kill tu

ghost rider: sorry dark queer. Already been done that route. And it'll take alot más then tu and the grace of god to make me go that route again.

batman: alright ghost rider. I've tried to be nice. I've pitied tu for over thirty years because tu were the DC of Marvel Comics. HellTennisPlayer why don't they. But then tu got a movie that had SAM ELLIOTT in it and quite frankly I'm jealous. So I'm going to finally do away with tu before tu even dare step to this Bobby Blaze o Ruben Blades o Ruben Studdard o Dale Dingus o whatever...

bernerd: hi I'm a marvel

alfred: ah, I don't think we met sir.

bernerd: i'm norman and harry osborn's butler.

alfred: oh yes.

bernerd: i'm sorry, i can't do this, I'm such a stupid character. Squirrely, insignificant, dumb.
Harry even makes his own omelets. What's my purpose in such a baller film series?

alfred: come now, sah. tu kept tight-lipped about the goblin massacre going on under your two eyes. tu are what James Bond would refer to as a master criminal.

bernard: really? But it goes beyond not telling harry about all that stuff, remember in spider-man 1 after doctor strom got killed?...