batman XXX a porno parody

Through 70 years of publication, batman has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.

These are the stupid ones.

(Side note: This articulo has been rated pg13, and should not be read por anyone younger.) Enjoy. :)

#20.
Detective Comics: 241


This is what happens when batman is written por Liberace.

Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.

#19.
Batman: 48


"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, tu the kid in the back."

"So your bat-cave is right under...

Venom: Hi we're a Marvel
Two-Face: And we're a DC.
Venom: We express allegience to the symbiote
Two-Face: And we like to leave things to chance
Venom: We were awesome in that lame Parker guy's movie
Two-Face: And we...know that tu owe over 400 million people nine dollars and whatever they paid for concessions.
Venom: Eckhart ruining an exchange of dialogue. And I thought I saw everything.
Two-Face: You're right. Much better to watch the master let Donna boss him around for twenty minutos and then throw another fit when he works up the nerve to say boo big red.
Venom: Who in the hell puts Two-Face...

Tarantino: Hi I'm the 1990s
Rest: And we're the 2000s.

QT: Oh please...what...you didn't hear of Kill Bill and Grindhouse? I'm the 2000s too, suckas.

Nolan: But we've already seen your cine before they come out in other countries and at the video store.

At that, Raimi snaps his fingers in z formation.

QT: And I read all the comic stories you're now taking credit for. As WELL as seeing all my cine at the video store already. That's why Kill Bill Vol. 2 was even a better sequel then Dark Knight and Spider-Man 2!

Rest: Oh please, it was a pistache! tu even estola the música from Good Bad and...

Captain Stacy: Hi I'm a Marvel
Gordon: ...Hey what are tu doing here at Commissioner Loeb's funeral?
Stacy: I'm coordinating it! Alright, first things first. The Joker threatened to kill our beloved mayor, so for the funeral, I think it's best to have it in a location with an obscene amounts of windows.
Gordon: ...but what about sharpshooters?
Stacy: Please. We're doing our job.
Gordon: No you're not doing your job. At DC, we get to the bottom of the matter. Like detectives. We're not here to let people off with a warning in order to set good examples for children
Stacy: Yes clearly from watching...

Symbiote: Hi I'm a Marvel
League of Shadows: And we're a DC
Symbiote: I provide good with temptations to be bad
League: I provide good no other option then to be bad
Symbiote: I like to snuggle
League: I like to swordfight
Symbiote: Spider-Man meets me while up in el espacio
League: Bat-Man meets us while in the mountains
Symbiote: But we can find ninjas that fight poorly and awkwardly in any movie
League: And we can find superman III at your local Best Buy for $4.99
Symbiote: How the hell was what I do anything like what that laced Kryptonite did? Peter didn't become a jerk, he becomes whatever is...

doc ock: ladies and gentlemen, I am a marvel.
ra's al ghul: and I speak for the one known as DC.

doc ock: how comes your company thinks all villians talk like shakespeare?

ra's al ghul: perhaps you'd prefer I be a side-effect of another one of your experiments that are carried out with such evidence of understanding of the subject matter.

doc ock: what i don't understand is, why watch tu for nine dollars when Mountain Dew commercials can be seen for free? The thirst is nothing! The will is everything!

Ra's: Nice l train scene

Doc ock: Nice monorail scene

Ra's: .....good story structure. I liked...