mothers......

"There is no doubt in my mind that Zuko is completely and utterly loyal to me, but if there were any girl who would get me worried about a traitorous affair, my best friend Ty Lee is a prime candidate.

"As everyone and Ty Lee knows she and I came into Zuko's life via Azula WAIT WHY WOULDN'T TY LEE KNOW ABOUT THAT I THINK I NEED COME UP WITH SOME NEW INSULTS FOR HER who picked the two of us out as her preferred playmates and sycophants and as a result we spent a lot of time in the Royal Palace playing games like 'Hide and Explode' GUESS WHO GOT TO DO THE EXPLODING and 'Electric Twister' WHICH...

1. Call him 'Zukers'.

2. Imitate Azula. Make sure he responds.

3. Ask him to teach tu to use lightning.

4. ...When tu aren't even a Firebender.

5. Cleverly try to teach him Waterbending. Insist it's to calm his temper.

6. At sundown, constantly panic that it's really an eclipse. Be very childish about it.

7. Throw rocks at his back and insist you're practicing your Earthbending.

8. Set his clothes on fire.

9. ....Tell him he did it in his sleep.

10. Give him matches for his birthday.

11. Get him stuck traveling with Chong (hippie nomad from The Cave of Two Lovers).

12. Pester him for his life story....