First off, I'm going to say a few things. Yes, I categorized this as news. Second, I believe jesús existed. Not as a holy being, but as a good, respectable guy who preached his religion, as a historical figure . But, using the Bible's own logic, I'm going to try and collapse the whole holy image of jesús and leave the picture of a man. Imperfect, sure, a religious dude, but I don't have a problem with religious people. I was raised Christian (my parents don't know I'm an atheist), but off of the idea that jesús was not perfect.
NOTE: This whole delicate articulo is balancing on the fact that most Christians believe in the Holy Trinity.

A simple lista of the Ten Commandments is soon going to topple the whole image of Jesus.

NOTE II- I use a summary of each Commandment, not the whole thing

1- I am the LORD thy god, and tu shall have no other gods before me.

Ok, what's up with this?! Are these commandments actually implying that there is más than one god? I thought tu all were monotheistic? Oh, well. It has nothing to do with jesús anyway. So far Jesus, your divinity is safe.

2- tu shall not make yourself into a god.

Wait just a minute. Lemme clear some things up. jesús was Jewish. He worshipped the same god that Christians do. AKA, himself. He worshipped himself. He broke the segundo commandment. HA! There goes one commandment.

3- Do not take the Lord's name in vain.

OK, I know jesús didn't break that one, but REALLY? Why would he give a crap if someone says his name with a sucky attitude? Wow. Murder's WAY down on the list, but not taking his name in vain is number THREE? Just wow.

4- Keep the Sabbath día holy.

You're good this time, Jesus. But siguiente time *evil laugh*...

5- Honor your mother and father

Maybe tu are good this time, Jesus.

6- tu shall not murder. comes the fun! Like I said, this whole thing is based off of the Holy Trinity, jesús being God and God being Jesus. Jesus/God killed millions of people, and we forgive them, the survivors saying "God is good!" And they say we're the devil worshipping wackos...

7- tu shall not commit adultery

Jesus/God impregnated a married woman, and nobody gave a crap about that. All I have to say

8- tu shall not steal.

Jesus, you're good that time too.

9- tu shall not lie

He didn't lie

10- tu shall not be jealous.

I don't remember anything about him being jealous, but if tu find something, make a comment.

Thank tu for lectura this and please spread the idea. I respect and believe in jesús as a historical person, but anything other than that is crap to me.

Oh, and to the hater Christians who are lurking around this club waiting to prey on another piece of "ignorance". You'll probably say jesús is a special case. Well, he came to serve, not be served. He obviously didn't want any special treatment.