Luna

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over por the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* más like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do tu need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that tu know...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. One of these was to create a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No poni, pony can drink alcoholic beverages.

Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan.

The Ponyville mafia was lead por arco iris Dash, and Dan.

The Manehattan mafia was lead por a poni, pony named Nickel Lesscage.

A russian mafia lead por Boris.

A Mexican Mafia lead por John.

The Japanese mafia is lead por an alicorn named Fuku,

And finally the greasers.

All of this started with the PV mafia when they were having a party.

Dan: We are having...