1# Scream, "Sebastian is just too sexy, Sebastian is just too sexy!"
2# Every time he serves comida say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever tu see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one hora with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come inicial with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten por a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are tu a sadist, are tu a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his cama shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better té than you!" every día when its té time.
14# Scream the segundo tu wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have tu and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping tu every time tu use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of gatitos into Claude's room and say tu wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with cocina utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as tu can.
24# Every time tu see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, tu know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away canto My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean tu demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give tu a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for rosado, rosa tu-tu's with gatos on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time tu see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while tu take a walk in the gardens- in actuality tu go and shave all his hair off and leave a note por his cama saying: What shampoo did tu use??? Too bad tu don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to ducha, ducha de with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't tu wish that tu were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's cama right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me tu hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves tu tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are tu so proper?" then pour the té all over Claude and break the té pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole día non-stop while screaming, "Why tu not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time tu see him, "Don't tu wish tu were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's cama and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).
If tu do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my amor to Claude. tu may be pato taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!
2# Every time he serves comida say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever tu see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one hora with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come inicial with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten por a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are tu a sadist, are tu a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his cama shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better té than you!" every día when its té time.
14# Scream the segundo tu wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have tu and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping tu every time tu use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of gatitos into Claude's room and say tu wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with cocina utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as tu can.
24# Every time tu see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, tu know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away canto My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean tu demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give tu a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for rosado, rosa tu-tu's with gatos on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time tu see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while tu take a walk in the gardens- in actuality tu go and shave all his hair off and leave a note por his cama saying: What shampoo did tu use??? Too bad tu don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to ducha, ducha de with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't tu wish that tu were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's cama right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me tu hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves tu tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are tu so proper?" then pour the té all over Claude and break the té pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole día non-stop while screaming, "Why tu not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time tu see him, "Don't tu wish tu were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's cama and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).
If tu do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my amor to Claude. tu may be pato taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!
