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posted by AlphawolfAlisha
August. 9, 2013. Well here's Humphrey's jokes I've worked up so um enjoy!

Entry one: what did two bears do while changing spots? one of the bears said" um this barely fit me does this make butt look big?.....the other oso, oso de replies" um yes it does". (both of them laughs) wow I can't bearly see how that can't fit you".

Entry two: um Kate where did tu put my cupcake!? Kate replied." I've put in the garbage!". Humphrey Gasped." um why did tu do that for?". Kate sounded discussed" because it smells bad". Humphrey sniffed." um I was going to eat that cupcake".

Entry three: (Humphrey farts)pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft! Kate comes in the guarida, den and starts to smell the fart in the air."ewwwwwwww!!!! Humphrey did tu farted in here?" Humphrey gulped." um yes...put it will pass". Kate gags."grrr its smells Humphrey"(Kate goes out for but passes out)Humphrey goes with her and sees her there and goes and helps her out and asks her. "are tu ok ?" Kate respuestas yes and got up and dicho to him." tu got to stop your farting Humphrey". Humphrey replies. "yes Kate it would not happen again".





well that's is all I got!! please place comentarios below and please fan it. thanks!
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posted by KingSimba4Ever9
1Humphrey could have taken off on the logsled in the first scene and he would have missed Kate
2.Kate and Humphrey could have crashed into a árbol when the were flying threw the air.
3.Winston could have dicho what he was going to say to Humphrey about Alphas and Omegas and mover the movie up to a PG-13 movie.
4.Humphrey could have landed somewhere elses and he and his gang wouldn't have been there to brake up the fight.
5.The eastern lobos could have not been there.
6.The eastern lobos could have been killed por the caribou.
7.The lobos could have just not listen to Humphrey and just go on fighting.
8.Tony could have just broken his back when he jumped over the river.
9. Kate's eyes could have poped out of her head when her mom was done talking to her.
10. dulces and Sweets could have fallen for Salty.
11.Humphrey could have loved Mooch.
12.Humphrey could have landed ontop of kate and lilly at the moonlight howl.
"Don't tell me tu missed this one again!" Zane screamed at Anders who sat there in disappointment to the loss of another rabbit failed catch.

"Well,it's not like I have an Alpha older brother with tons of Alpha and hunting training that could help me." Anders dicho in frustration as he lay on the ground por the burrow.

It's been two weeks since Anders set off for his hunt for his brothers. He had found Zane but he wasn't much of help when it came to hunting. Zane could fight, but he never could hunt. He wondered if his family was even still at the place they once were. He wondered how he would...
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posted by Ricoh_Alpha_626
Hutch
**Authors note- This is just a concept for a story and I'm going to see what kind of feedback it gets before it goes anywhere. This story is moarly based around my favorito! A&O character, Hutch and I figured it was time that he got a story of his own. For fans of War is Hell and Blakjack's story, actualización are comming soon. Let me know what tu guys think please :)**
    Our story begins in Jasper Park, Canada, in a small guarida, den near the end of a long valley. Inside were three wolves, two females and one male. One of the females had a golden capa with amber eyes while...
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posted by humphrey7777
Humphrey wok up early in the morning. "*yawns* ahh well i had a good night sleep well hope garth is there" "humphrey where are tu going" "huh oh sweets just going to watch garth train" "ok bye " " bye babe amor you" "love tu too" Humphrey got to the the training grounds. " maybe garth just late a few'' Two hours later. "where the hell is he" One hora later. "WHERE IS HE" "THERE tu ARE I BEEN WAITING HERE FOR THREE HOURS WHERE WERE tu LATE why's your pelaje, piel really dirty" "oh that uh i uh um i mean well ummm" "well get on with hold on is that crusted se-" "huuuu garth tu got laid finally you...
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posted by 63712
humphrey an american spy whatched the nazi army marched through as he stood and wiped the sweat off his fore head *konniggratzer marsch plays* look at them all im glad we have had the strategic upper hand the last few months o else we would all be screwed. humphrey took his nazi officers gorra, cap from the uniform he was wearing off and used it as a fan for a segundo and put it on another officer stepped up and dicho agent dead o black this is agent richareeson the 3rd do tu copy. yes i do are tu seeing this. yep. meanwhile in moscow... run dar sheeshen! al benn tugaa! grenades flew through the...
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Reznov dragged me into a near por building, then i blacked out. (coming back to Vorkuta talking to Reznov)
"The men and I had fought throught the most amargo, amargos of winters on the eastern front, but we were no strangers to the cold. Even now the blood in my veins chills when I think back to the events of that day... far, far from home...."
I awoke in a building, on a mesa, tabla where Reznov and Demetri were sitting siguiente to me I said, "Reznov where are we." He stood up and walked over to the mesa, tabla I was laying on and said, "Alexi, tu scared me I thought tu were dead." I sat up on the mesa, tabla and said,"so...
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