I found these funny jokes. I wasn't on these flights.

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if tu don't know how to operate one, tu probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of cabina pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If tu have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If tu are traveling with two o more...

Singapore is arguably Asia's most beautiful island nation and one of the most visited cities in the world. It's a bustling cosmopolitan with a multi-ethnic culture and diversity.
With its numerous natural and man-made attractions, Singapore remains one of the más favoured destinations to tour around. Millions of visitors around the año visit Singapore to indulge in its stylish lifestyle.
Singapore attractions
Visitors from all over the world book flights to Singapore to see the dazzling beauty and natural aura that this amazing place has to offer. Singapore has world class parks, natural reservoirs,...

Of late, the UK travellers seeking cheap flights to Hong Kong repeatedly experience overbooking profiles. The dominant carriers, such as Air China, China Southern Airlines, China Eastern, Dragon, Cathay Pacific, KLM and British Airways despite adding new flights to Hong Kong and Macau frequently, often face exceeding number of passengers willing to explore this part of the world. The causes for this can be many.

According to the International Air Transport Association (IATA), the Asia-Pacific countries are mostrando higher growth of air traffic. As per the IATA Director General Giovanni Bisignani,...