Adventure Time realistic anime

So this articulo is written por a 40k madman! It's about the "ditch" o "whole" on Adventure Times Earth caused por the seta bomb.. It is dicho that it was the humans folt.. yup. But not just any Humans. Infact it was probably an Imperial Inquisitor who gave the orders.. the orders for an exterminatus! What is an exterminatus? Lexicanum will explain..

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(although tu still wont understand nothing 'cause you're probably not all 40k)
Now the order was executed and the planet was bombed (probably 'cause of some heretic scum) Yet Finn survived! Weheyy!! But as the last human.. Now thanks to...

*intro*[At first humans and vampiros were never meant to be, untill just two thousand years hace but that is why humans started to perish because war broke out between humans and vampiros because most vampiros saw humans as comida the others only ate the color red from fruits and berries .The war between humans and vampiros was so powerful it caused the to worlds oooo and aaaa to colide killing most of the humans that weren't already killed por the vampiros the war ended one thousand years after it started not many humans were left to this present día only two of human ancestry are know to be left...