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5SOS have been a busy bunch of boys this week and back down under on the first stop of the promo trail for new album

, they\'ve been all over the TV screens talking about all sorts of things and even doing things like reading the weather.

With so many interviews popping up, who has the time to watch them all? Okay we\'re kidding, we know you have all the time in the world when it comes to 5SOS and absolutely everything else can wait, but still, here\'s a breakdown of the absolute most important things they\'ve said this week that you need to know about right now.

It features their thoughts on what they\'d rename themselves if they magically grew vaginas and the truth about how many pairs of black skinny jeans they own, so it\'s really quite important stuff.

1. Your screaming has made Michael slightly deaf

All the lads have had their ears checked and are all fine except Mikey, who can\'t hear super high frequencies in his right ear any more, goddammit. He\'s not totally blaming you lot though and tells The Project TV: "I can\'t tell if it\'s the screaming or if I was just born wrong."

2. Coming back to Australia is super super special to them

This may sound obvious, but they can\'t stress how bladdy great it is, with Ash saying: "It\'s so special to us. We come back, we see our families, we see the fans - fans who have been with us since the beginning and there\'s a real sense of pride for us to come back here."

3. The mums are excited about them coming home - unless it\'s on a Friday

"We have the two or three days thing and then they\'ll be like, \'okay I\'ve fed you, I\'ve done my mothering, my fathering, so I\'m just gonna let you do you," Luke says.

Ashton adds: "It kind of depends what day I come home. If I come home on a Friday there\'s no chance of me getting any cooking, mum\'s out the back having a wine. It doesn\'t work out for me so good."

Bet she\'s loving you saying that on national TV, Ash.

"When we signed the deal, they told us to like about our ages," they explained to The Project TV.

5. They have discussed what they\'d be called if they had vaginas

Ashton would be Ashley, Michael would be Michelle, Calum would clearly be Kelis or Khaleesi and Luke would be Lucy.

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6. This is what they\'d have written on their tomb stones (quite niche and morbid really)

Calum = didn\'t say anything so presumably he\'s going to live FOREVER.

"Definitely not," Calum told Sunrise. "I don\'t think I\'ve been up this early since about year 7 so it\'s a bit of a change."

8. They have a lot of love for their security team

It\s almost like being on a bust with a football team," the 5SOS lads said. "Everyone\'s sitting their watching

Luke also quite fancies being Charlie Hunnam - aka Jax - and said: "I\'d wanna be the blonde guy that looks like Thor."

9. Ashton and Michael actually only own ONE pair of black skinny jeans

As in each - they don\'t just share that one pair. Luke, however, just bought a new pair and now owns three.

10. They always ask for a fresh puppy on their rider but never get one

So there you go. Thoughts to share on all of this? Then tweet us to @Sugarscape already.

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